inspire to aspire.

my dream is to see the ocean

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via endless_vanity)

[schantzscribbles]

I like how Bethesda has a thing for “racist daddies with nice coats and hot voices”

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

When u smol  and u go to the 5 ft area in the pool with your tol friend

[demonspices]

draw your otp like this

[darkmagicnookie]

@bella-brabble

[twenyonepilots]

WATCH IT

[best-of-memes]

[suicidal-sandwiches]

tag yourself I’m yallow

[thesunshore]

reblog if u want a female black gay muslim link

[dellbelle39]

do it for her

[mareya]

green and gold

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

[darkmagicnookie]

dRAG THEM.  DRAG THEM

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[thebestoftumbling]

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[missinglinc]

DRAG HIM

[kimshinegyu]

SHE DID THAT

[woahspace]

She did T H A T

[harveyxspecter]

[death-by-lulz]

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

[notquitechrome]

but it ended up being adorable

[harveyxspecter]

[death-by-lulz]

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

[notquitechrome]

but it ended up being adorable

[sarahseeandersen]

[paulmartinamericanhero]

[darkmagicnookie]

sophomore health class highlights

{ so i’ve been keeping note of all the questions asked in health class and there are a few gems i’d like to share with you enjoy }

- Can you use a ziploc bag as a condom? - Can you use a WALMART bag as a condom? - If I put on four condoms at once, will that increase my protection? - Is it possible to get pregnant while having sex in a hot tub? - Okay, but is it possible to get an STD while having sex in a hot tub? - Does the penis retreat into the skin when it gets cold? - Wait, if two guys had sex, where does the penis go?  Which penis?   - What’s a Dodil? - How do I control whether I pee or semen during sex? - Do vagina teeth fall out and replace with permanent teeth? - What if you try and have oral sex with yourself? And a personal favorite,

- Can you replace lube with mayonnaise?

[clickholeofficial]

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