DarkModeIlluga

I made this account just to be an anonymous freak. I love Lohen

[darkmodeilluga]

Reader who likes occasionally have Lohen chase and find her while she hides and pretends Lohen’s hunting her down. He fw it though and finds it fun but treats it in a very lighthearted manner

[darkmodeilluga]

The Lohen fixation got so bad that I relapsed back into x reader fics after having left them four years ago… I scoffed in their presence and now I’m right back where I started.

[darkmodeilluga]

Imagine a dynamic—HEAR ME OUT—where basically—I SAID HEAR ME OUT—Lohen falls for reader who has a vision, but CAN’T fight. I can imagine him being a little confused, possibly frustrated, because it’s one thing to fall for a normal citizen, but she has a vision and STILL can’t fight? The tool she needs is right there! Right there and she’s not even interested and knowing how to use it for battle? She uses it for mundane tasks and enjoys it. But you must’ve been worthy of it because you had it in the first place, yet it’s used in such a gentle way. And when it comes to a point where she has to fight to defend herself, her movements are frantic and clumsy. Just barely able to deal with the foes. But seeing it was almost endearing to him. He’d love to try and train her on how to fight, whether she accepts or not, perhaps the peaceful use of ambition was special in its own way. Plus, he’s more than happy to play the knight in shining armor! What I wouldn’t give for a fic like this 🙏

[darkmodeilluga]

Lohen x Reader Prompt

Varka setting up daughter reader with Lohen for a date because she has a crush on him. So Varka comes up with a genius plan. When Lohen gets into trouble, in order to get out of it, Varka has him agree to go on a date with his daughter. Lohen hearing this was not only confused but completely uninterested, nevertheless, he agreed. Varka is hoping that by having them go on a date, his daughter will realize Lohen isn't what she thinks and will get over him. That he’s a freak if you will. But to both his and Lohen's surprise, Lohen actually ends up falling for her hard and she only fell for Lohen harder. They end up dating for real, and Varka can't say he's all too pleased with how everything backfired on him.

I know I already posted this prompt with all my other ones, but it's so fire that it needs its own post. All the prompts on my account are completely open to being used and yes, I will read the same prompt written by a bunch of different people over and over and eat it up every time.

[wandering-spirit-1383]

Pleaseeeeeeeeee I need lohen angsttttttt

I need to see this man crying and gasping for air over the injury of the love of his life. I want to see him go crazy and lose his mind. Please, please, please.

[darkmodeilluga]

A Lohen fic where someone mentions and praises reader for being able to handle Lohen being that she’s in a relationship with him. But hearing this, she gets very offended. She starts lecturing that person about framing her relationship with him as “handling him” as if he were some type of burden or hassle. Like his crazy sides were a bad thing, but she loved those parts of him so she doesn’t know what THEY’RE taking about. Because being with Lohen didn’t make it harder to live, it made it easier and she doesn’t appreciate people throwing around their opinions of Lohen around like that. Perhaps Lohen is with her at the time or secretly listening in on the conversation and he just finds it so sweet and stuff idk I REALLY WANT TO SEE A FIC OF FHIS WITH HIS REACTION AAAAUUGHH. Lohen, I’ll take all your crazy sides 🙏

[darkmodeilluga]

Would they pick onions out of your food?

I'm bored and got onions in my food and I hate onions, so I figured I'd write about some of my favorite characters on if they'd pick the onions (or other food you hate) out of your food. This account will mostly be Lohen, but there shall be others as well on occasion :)

I can’t believe the first x reader I’ll ever write is going to be about picking out onions.

Characters: Lohen, Tighnari, Illuga, Durin, Lyney

Lohen

Yes, most of the time.

Lohen is observant, so if there's a food you hate, you probably won't have to tell him because he'll probably figure it out himself by noticing how you pick it out of your food and blatantly avoid it. He'll order or make your food without it. If food is ordered and delivered and there's onions in it, he'll pick them out before giving it to you. Or if you order at a restaurant, he'll let the staff know so the the issue can be fixed. However, if there's an incident in which the dish makes it to you and it didn't say on the menu it had onions, he'll just watch as you pick them out. He might be a little irritated that it didn't mention it, but it's okay. He can just resolve the issue with this incompetent menu later... It won’t happen again.

Tighnari

No (or so you think)

If you order food and they give you something with onions, he won't do anything about it. Why would he? He'd do either one of two things, argue that eating vegetables is good for you and you should choke them down, or simply just pick them out yourself. However. if your food were to arrive with you not at the table, say getting drinks or in the bathroom and he notices, yeah, he will. First, he’ll take a look around to see if you’re coming back, then take your plate and quickly scrape them onto his before you got back and pretend it never happened. If you ever catch him or suspect anything and ask him, he'll deny it.

Illuga

Yes, 100%

The second Illuga learns you don't like a food, probably by seeing you avoid one and asking you about it immediately, he'll do everything in his power to make sure your food never has it. So when it comes to his cooking, you'll never have to worry about it. But if you order at a restaurant and it's on your plate, he'll swipe it with no hesitation and pick it off for you. What's that? You can do it yourself? No, no, he insists! After all, your his and he wants to care for you. You'd do the same for him anyway, wouldn’t you? You wish you could, but Illuga doesn't really dislike any food so you'll have to show your appreciation for him in other ways.

Durin (can be platonic or romantic idc)

He would

He’ll learn you don’t like onion only when you casually mention it. But he’ll remember. So when you receive your order at a restaurant and it has onions, Durin kind of stares. Confused. Strange. Didn’t you order it without onions? Those weren’t supposed to be there! Should he do something? Were you mad? Once you assure him that it was fine and you’d just pick them out, he’ll calm down and offer to do it for you. And if you say no, he’ll just do it for you next time

Lyney

Yes, but not in the literal sense

Yeah, he knows you don’t like onions. That’s why you always order your food without them. And yet here your plate stands, tainted by the filth of onions. Not to worry, the issue is easily fixable. He’ll send it back so that you can have what you ordered instead. Or… with a wave of his hand, watch as they disappear! And the problem is solved. You don’t know how he did that, and when you ask, he refuses to share any of his magic tricks, so you let it go. You’re just happy to have a meal to enjoy.

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LOHEN FIC AUTHORS

I am literally in love with Lohen and there’s so many fic ideas I want to see people write so I made this account to throw them into the wild to see them brought the life because I DESPERATELY NEED THAT MAN

I feel like Lohen is someone who really values trust, so I’d like to see some fluff of him realizing how much female reader trusts him. Reader tells Lohen all the secrets, but he doesn’t even realize they’re secrets until he notices what’s common knowledge to him isn’t to everyone else. When he asks her, she’s very open about it and simply tells him that she trusts him more than anyone else. I need that man so bad ugh 

Reader loves Lohen’s vision. She’s always hated hot weather and just the heat in general because she finds it genuinely unbearable, so she adores how Lohen has a cryo vision because it’s comfortable and she doesn’t have to worry about the heat issue

Reader collapses during a spar. Lohen gets all worried about her uaaaah. Maybe reader is usually super chill but she’s been working hard because she wants to impress Lohen and it’s so sweet to him

Yandere Lohen x Reader but reader reciprocates and has no issue with the Yandere part, much to Lohen’s surprise. In fact, not that Reader is particularly into it, but she does find it very sweet 

Lohen love at first sight with Varka’s soft-spoken reader daughter… even though she’s not a good fighter. Even better if she has zero judgement against his freak

Someone spreading rumors (Lohen comfort)

A female soft spoken reader who secretly has anger issues, but who has always kept them in check, except one day she just loses her shit, which Lohen does NOT expect in the slightest. He lowkey like it tho

Lohen’s reaction to female reader picking him up. Like a reader whose usually lazy just picking him up one day and he gets flustered

Female reader is the only one who can keep Lohen’s wild and crazy nature in check, but instead chooses to enable Lohen. So whenever someone tries to have her control Lohen when he gets out of hand, they are unfortunately met by her just enabling Lohen instead. 

Headcanons Mondstadt character’s reactions to Lohen being all lovey dovey with fem reader as a stark contrast to his usual nature 

Reader gets heavily injured and almost dies 

Reader gets a cryo vision and wants Lohen to train her. The first thing she does when she gets it is look for Lohen to eagerly show him because she’s super excited to have the same vision as Lohen

Reader has never gotten mad at Lohen. No matter what he does, she just doesn’t get pissed at Lohen. She fully accepts the way he is and loves the parts of him that steer others away. He tries to piss her off but it just doesn’t work. This is actually just because she loves him so much that it’s physically impossible for her. Maybe one day in an attempt to piss her off, he just makes her sad instead and then seeing it is like the worst feeling ever and he regrets it. Secretly, he loves her treatment of him

Germaphobic reader casually takes a drink from Lohen’s drink. Germaphobia so bad that sometimes she doesn’t even touch door handles, so such a casual disregard for that catches him so off guard. He internally freaks out.

Reader has Lohen watch her drink. When he jokes about him doing something to it, she just says she’d be fine with it if it were him. He doesn’t know how to feel about it. On one hand he’s very pleased to hear that, but on the other he doesn’t want that sort of thing to be something she’s okay with.

Reader correcting someone’s “Lo-hen” to Lohen. I keep seeing people say Lohen like hen and it’s like, no… LO-EN.

Varka setting up daughter reader with Lohen for a date because she has a crush on him. Lohen got into trouble and in order to get out of it, he agreed to it very reluctantly. Varka is hoping that by having them go on a date, his daughter will realize Lohen isn’t what she thinks and will get over him. But to both his and Lohen’s surprise, Lohen actually ends up falling for her and she only fell for Lohen harder. They end up dating for real, and Varka can’t say he’s all too pleased with how everything backfired on him.