Free The Mind Of Clutter

Oliver T date- 01/14/13 Top Surgery: 05/09/13 Hysto: 08/07/15 5 tattoos

[moggiepillar]

When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

[makkleyn]

“Life is confusing, like one day you’re the happiest person alive and tomorrow you hate everyone and everything for no logical reason”

[alwaysbewoke]

Look at how casual it is in our society to promote female abuse towards men. We think nothing of it. Imagine if the genders here were reversed. Imagine if this was the gamifying of abusive and control behavior of men towards women. It would be a fucking shitstorm and the gaming company would have to apologize but this? Nah because society is HYPOCRITICAL when it comes to toxic behavior. That’s why I roll my eyes hard at all the “toxic masculinity” talk because it’s pretty damn clear that overwhelmingly those who are quick to say that shit only have a “toxic radar” that works on men. If males are doing dirt, they are ready to yell to the mountaintops but women and suddenly they are deaf, dumb and blind. suddenly all those stances just go away. suddenly all those belief just disappear. that’s when the excuse parade starts marching in. fuck that. and  don’t give me that bullshit excuse about men cheating cause guess what? WOMEN CHEAT AS MUCH AS MEN (here, here, here, here and here)! So unless you’re ready to tell me that as a woman you expect and welcome the invasion of your privacy, the destruction of your personal property and/or other likewise behavior because women cheat, shut the fuck up.

Dudes if you find yourself with a girl or woman like this, dump her toxic ass immediately. Do not even waste your time trying to make her see how fucked up and abusive this behavior is. Get the fuck out of there and find you someone who is secure enough to not freak out cause you have other females in your life besides her and your family. And if you’re about to enter into a relationship with a chick, have the talk. I always tell chicks straight up “I have many female friends and some are among my best friends in the world. We talk, chat, hang, go out and etc. I am NOT going to jettison them for you. They are my friends and they are going to remain my friends. Tell me NOW if you can’t handle that and we will go out separate ways no hard feelings.” I ALWAYS MAKE THAT SHIT CLEAR! Girls and women will fucking demand you get rid of your female friends for them but try asking them to do the same with their male friends for you and they fucking lose their shit. Fuckouttahere! 

“Toxic femininity” is too fucking real and the fact that we don’t call that shit out is why “toxic masculinity” is mostly an exercise in misandry.

EITHER CALL ALL OF IT OUT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[alwaysbewoke]

but notice all you can do is leave. you can’t actually give a reasoned response because you know you don’t have one. 

BRING IT!! SOMEONE PROVE TO ME I’M WRONG!! LET’S GO!! LET’S GO FUCKERS!! ALL YOU FEMINISTS AND SHIT!! COME WITH IT!! CLOWNS!! BRING SOME LOGIC TO THE TABLE!! COME ON! ANYONE?! MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT THIS IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR!!! IF IT ISN’T WHY IS IT OKAY FOR US TO ALWAYS DISPLAY IT IN THIS FASHION?!?? COME NOW PEOPLE!!! DON’T BE A COWARD AND JUST LEAVE, FACE THIS SHIT! LET’S GO!!

[alwaysbewoke]

THAT’S FUCKING WHY!?!?!

i’ve seen my boys get caught up with crazy ass controlling evil chicks doing shit like this and yet our society is hellbent on giving them a pass. we never call them out. we never put their feet to the fire. we never roast their asses but we always got something to say about men tho. always. yet women are carrying out all manner of abuses in relationships. shit is disgusting. and when we sit back and allow for the above and we don’t call it out, we normalize the idea that abuse from women to men is okay. this is how you normalize an idea and a concept. you keep repeating it in as many mediums as you can until people see and/or hear it so much that they accept it as fact, as logical, as normal. think about how we talk and treat domestic violence in this country. 

remember these domestic violence experiments to understand how differently we act depending on how the aggressor is? 

Shocking video shows strangers ignoring domestic violence in the street - but they rush to help a female victim

how do we get to a place where we think abuse and/or domestic violence against women is unacceptable but abuse and/or domestic violence is funny, entertaining and thus acceptable? we normalize the idea that it is so and the above is one of the ways we do it. and it’s all funny until you realize 40% of domestic violence victims are men at the hand of women.

i had a friend who was in physically abusive relationship with a girl who was the mother of his son and it was as fucked up as anything i’ve seen happen to a woman. the scratches to the face, the punching, having things throw at him and shit… it was fucking crazy. but it’s all funny right? we’ll put in everywhere that if a woman is mad at a guy, it’s okay that she slaps him. in games where it’s funny that a woman invades your privacy or wreck your personal property because “some chick texted my man.” however we all know if the genders were reversed it would be all types of shit! this is called normalizing and it’s fucked up. that’s why i’m mad. fuck @amandaseales. hotep. the fuck does this have anything to do with hotep? fuckouttahere with that bullshit!! bunch of fucking hyprocrites. 

[mizzkyttie]

I take some mild umbrage at @alwaysbewoke painting all feminists with the same brush - we’re not all apologists for terrible female behavior. But even then, I know how easy it is to generalize like that when you’re this upset, so I’m not even all that irritated - especially seeing how much hate he’s getting for his opinions. And whatever; I might get some hate for saying this, but he’s right. I’m a proud, vocal feminist and I agree with him: women need to be called out on their toxic behavior, just as much as men need to be. It’s not normal, it’s not okay, it’s not right for women to “get a pass” for abusive bullshit behavior. And not only should we be calling out those that perpetrate it, we should be calling out those that are apologists for it, who seek to normalize the behavior. Like the big graphic at the bottom of his post says: abuse is abuse, no matter who does it.

[alwaysbewoke]

I’m not a feminist but what she said.

[naturaekos]

“Don’t say “yes” if you want to say “no”. Don’t say “maybe” if you want to say “never”. You can’t hurt people with your decisions. We always want to please, but at the end we are hurting ourselves; it took me a lot of time to learn how to say “no”, but I finally managed.”

— Paulo Coelho (via amargedom)

[everythingfox]

“As far as I can see, I am the only King around”

(Source)

[laughterkey]

The King is so symmetrical

[deafmic]

yesterday after my procedure, while i was waking up from the anesthetic, i:

1. told every nurse and doctor that i loved them

2. dmed a bunch of my friends and told them i loved them

3. tried to @ everyone in my private discord server to tell them i loved them, failed, couldnt figure out how to ping everyone, and then sent a bunch of messages saying that i loved everyone

4. called picks twice to tell her that i loved her

5. while walking inside the house, barely able to stand and with bf holding me up, saw two people working on the house next door, said hi to them, told them i had surgery, and tried to tell them i loved them before bf dragged me inside. 

6. told my doctor, who i have to see next week, to his face, that i loved him

7. tried to call bf’s mom to tell her that i loved her, bf stopped me and told me she was at work. i then begged him to text her. 

i’ve come to the conclusion that i should not be allowed access to my phone while waking up from anesthesia and my mouth should probably be taped shut. however, the nurse who was taking care of me told me that i was her favorite patient of the day and she liked me a lot. she then put me in the car and i rolled down my window and went “bye i love you have a good day” and then begged bf to take me to mcdonalds so i could have a cheeseburger. 

[deafmic]

how could i forget about the tweets i made

also here’s some of the dms i sent my friends

i really should not have my phone until anesthetic wears off. 

[deafmic]

okay since this got some notes i wanna add some context to the cheeseburger thing since imo it just makes this whole thing funnier:

the procedure i had done was a colonoscopy/endoscopy. basically, my doctor knocked me out so he could shove a camera up my butt and another down my throat to try to figure out what’s going on with my stomach. if you don’t know, the preparation for this procedure is both rough and pretty disgusting.

for 24 hours, you’re on what’s called a ‘clear liquid’ diet, meaning you cannot have any solid food at all. the best you can have is broth. or jello. except i dont really like jello so instead i drank broth and tea all day. then in the evening you have to drink this utterly disgusting liquid for a few hours and i wont get into that bc it’s even more disgusting. but once midnight hits after 24 hours of clear liquid diet, you cannot have anything at all. not even a sip of water. nothing. and my procedure was around 10-11. which meant that i had not had solid food in about 36 hours, much less anything filling or with nutrients. 

the other thing is, i’ve had this procedure done before. and the EXACT SAME THING happened. i don’t know what it is, but every time i wake up from anesthesia and am told i can have real food again, my still half knocked out brain goes “CHEESEBURGER” and refuses to even comprehend that other food exists. 

i had spinal surgery in august and had to fast for about a day. the exact same thing happened. AS SOON as i woke up from my major, hard surgery, i begged my doctor for a cheeseburger, in between telling him that i loved him, while i was still in the post-op recovery room, before i was even transported to my hospital room. 

for some reason, every time i wake up from anesthesia, my brain can only feel two things– “i love every person who comes within 2 feet of me” and “CHEESEBURGER”. it’s like after not being able to eat anything prior to the procedure, when i wake up, my body’s like “hmmmm i haven’t had any food in 24 hours… i should have something nutritious. what’s the most nutritious thing i can think of? oh right, a cheeseburger.”

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[sandgraab]

excuse me but this young man just materialized in my back yard and i don’t know what to do

[sandgraab]

a freakin pparently this YOUNG MAN ! is named .… STEVE . and he lives next door. i guess he just found his way under the fence since he is so . tiny and small.

[sandgraab]

i just want everyone still reblogging this post to know that i was drunk when i wrote the second caption and i was quite Literally sobbing over this tiny little dog whose name is Steve

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[softwaring]

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[jaslrah]

You are over-encumbered and cannot run

[tydy-the-megnet]

You mean “over-cucumbered”

[jaslrah]

I will literally kill you

[tydy-the-megnet]

Good luck catching me I’m not over-cucumbered

[queersona]

"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

[queersona]

Questioning is:

-healthy

-common

-normal

Questioning isn't:

-an excuse to be transphobic towards often young individuals

[bastionkeeper]

Me: wow people used to pay 150 for college? Wish that was my bill

Everyone over the age of 30: yeah but minimum wage was 3.10

Me: okay so it would take about three, four weeks instead of a lifetime?

Them: factor in other stuff like the gas crisis!

Me: 3.10 an hour to 150 is still way better than 10 an hour to 150,000 idk man

[oshifallen]

Me: oh factor in the gas crisis? Five weeks, my bad.

[weaver-z]

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

[weaver-z]

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

[weaver-z]

Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy

Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH

Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

[noah-of-the-dragons]

Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-

Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!

[weaver-z]

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

[dollygale]

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

[barbarabeebo]

cats be like

[naturaekos]