StagedRebel

i wanna hate marry myself ♠ catboi gurl here he/she/they

[qqchurch]

assigned puppy at hairdresser

[postmanic]

Breezy is not larger than a cranberry grape juice

[postmanic]

BIG NEWS: Breezy IS NOW bigger than a cranberry juice!!!

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.

[maelys-with-the-torn-cieling]

Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

[pukicho]

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[maswartz]

People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.

[the-haiku-bot]

People like this should

have to pay full price for the

order they ruined.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chomplicated]

[homestuckresources]

look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so

bro shades trucker hat

dirk hat trucker hat

[skywardkey]

we’ve done it a hat on a fucking hat this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise

[t34lbloods]

#quick someone take a picture of the orange one and put it on a tshirt

[paperseverywhere]

[panicawa]

I’m dying

[lowlevelrat]

[bonnettbee]

This is exactly what would happen

[joebidensgaybushome]

i have sinned.

[whyliveonahell-deactivated20210]

i swear to god

[thischick25]

So right now we’re at Dave disapproving of Bro wearing a “Dave being annoyed at Dirk wearing a ‘Dirk wearing a ”'Hat’ hat" shirt’ shirt" hat.

[scoundrellyfeline]

for some reason the one i currently have blocks out an entire bit of this post lol (sooo going back a few reblogs and grabbing it :PP)

[moosekleenex]

Maxi dresses.

[doctormemelordmd]

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

[thehighladyelf]

*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves

[adampage]

that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf

[the-haiku-bot]

that was the cutest

response omg. carry

on, high lady elf

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[darkrenegade69]

bout to google the pennsylvania werewolf lore

[catchymemes]

[our-queer-experience]

2024 RISK map for transgender people in the us

[gothichorrorshow]

Adding on that the map above is for laws against transgender adults. For trans youth, the map looks like this.

[pukicho]

Imagine if Radiation man saved the day and u go up to thank him and then you die due to radiation poisoning because he’s Radiation man

[pukicho]

You fucking idiot

[https-graces]

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

[loveable-korrasami]

THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF

[cupofsorrows]

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

[soulspark]

[darkrenegade69]

happy birthday sailor moon

[prof-grace-aspen]

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

[catboymistyquigley-deactivated2]

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

[prof-grace-aspen]

^^^

[phantomrose96]

The rationale I've seen from people always talks about "sending a signal" to Biden by not voting for him. But you know what signal is sent when Republicans win the White House and Democrats lose? The signal is "Conservative policies win, and Democrats need to move further right to stand a chance."

That's the signal. If Trump pulls a 51% in the votes, the signal is that the centrist voters in the middle find the Democrats too liberal and would rather throw their stock in with the Republicans. And to stand a chance at winning them back, Democrats need to become less liberal, and more conservative.

It's a terrible system. It's awful that it works like that. But knowing the boat is shitty doesn't make it any better to stab it with more holes.

[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[depsidase]

[pastabaguette]

various social media edits. i like making these; i think they are funny.

(i tried to make the wolf in the last one into somewhat of a horse, i hope it's apparent enough)