"I'm still learning to love myself"

Miya | She/Her 💜🏐

[mrseucliffexxx]

THEY DID THE QUICK!!

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[theworldofblacksails-deactivate]

[yukuiyuuu]

Teamwork..................................................................................

[uhhh-nunyabidniz-heaux]

Me, when they made the U-turn:

[donkeydickjess]

^ my exact reaction

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[ainawgsd]

Owls are masters of disguise, blending seamlessly into their surroundings. 

[motivatedslacker]

These trees appear to be judging me.

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2]

There’s no owl in that 6th pic

[queerkittyy]

sneaky

[mopeylopey1]

a process of events

[lynati]

and there’s two in the fourth image.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Looking for owls like:

[worldwidebt7]

PARALIAN- JEON JUNGKOOK

2/2

Pirate!Jungkook commission for @kpopfanfictrash ~ So when Shanna described what she wanted for Jungkook, I knew I was going to love drawing this because I LOVE 2019 Seoul Muster Jungkook. I’m pretty sure he gave everyone a heart attack. The HAIR *dies.* He isn’t flashy in the story– no crazy clothes or obscene jewelry– so I spend more time on his hair and face to make sure that was perfect! 

Here’s an excerpt describing Jungkook:

“Jungkook sits in the rowboat alone. It is tiny, room enough for only one, or two people. The oars rest on his legs and he stares at the ocean. He faces the bay’s entrance, as though expecting someone to come from the sea. You hide a smile before realizing he may not be expecting you to come at all. He is dressed in a plain tunic and trousers; no crown on his head. Dark strands of hair are made wavy by sea salt, tousled and kissed by the wind.”

Read “PARALIAN” Here

[darkrising09]

This is beautiful 

[yuuki-maknae]

How to Get BTS Tickets

The most important thing about getting tickets is being prepared, so before tickets go on sale, be sure to do the following.

1. Make a Ticketmaster account.  Ticketmaster is honestly the best place to get tickets, so go ahead an make an account.  After making your account, go ahead and put in your card and shippping information, this makes it easier at checkout since there is a time limit for the tickets being in your cart (10 minutes).  However, I would also suggest having your card with you when checking out just in case.  Sometimes the site glitches and says you can’t use your preloaded card info (happened to me).

2. Figure out where you wanna sit. A seating chart will be released a few days before the tickets go on sale, so go ahead and figure out what seats you wanna get.  Make sure you have “backup seats” in case the ones you want are not available.  It also may help if you practice by pretending to buy tickets for other concerts so you can get a basic understanding of how everything is set up.

3. Register for presale.  So there are three options for this: BTS GLOBL OFFICIAL FANCLUB ARMY MEMBERSHIP Verified Fan Presale for eligible members, Ticketmaster’s General verified Fan Presale, and a general public ticket sale.  For the the Membership presale you need to have a army membership, but for the general presale, you only need to apply for the presale (no membership needed).  The presale isn’t required, but it doesn’t hurt to apply for it because it will increase your chances of getting the seats you want. Here’s a link the describes how to apply for the presale and all details you need to know: 

https://blog.ticketmaster.com/bts-announce-2020-tour/amp/?__twitter_impression=true.com

After applying for the presale, all that’s left to do is wait to see if 1) You are verified and 2) You have been selected for the presale.  You will get an email from ticketmaster the night before telling you if you’ve been selected.  If you are, you will be sent a code through TEXT, NOT EMAIL.  This is your code for the presale, you will need it when buying your tickets so don’t lose it.

Now you are all prepared for the sale, now it’s time for the actual sale.

Ticketmaster will suggest going into the waitlist 30 minutes before tickets go on sale, but I would suggest being in an hour early.  For example, if the tickets go on sale at 3pm, enter the waitlist at 2pm (If the site does not have an option for joining the waitlist an hour early, make sure you are signed in, sometimes TM will log you out when you close the app without notice) . From here you can leave your device alone until the queue opens up, but DO NOT let you phone/laptop screen turn off, if it does you can lose you spot in line (I would suggest turning of auto-lock off).  Also, DO NOT refresh the page, you can lose your spot this way as well.  The site automatically redirects you into the queue and when you go in to buy tickets. It may take a few second but just be patient.  

Some people recommend using multiple devices when buying tickets to increase your chances of getting in sooner, but this year Ticketmaster limits the devices that can be on the same wifi to one device, so if you do have multiple devices do not connect them to the same wifi. Also be sure that you are using different accounts or you could be kicked out of the server.

If you don’t wanna use multiple devices that’s ok too, when I bought tickets I only used one device and still got the seats I wanted. But it’s really about pure luck so don’t take it for granted.

After an hour, you will be redirected into the queue, aka the ANNOYING WALKING MAN.  This may take a while and be kinda dreadful but stay alert. You will most likely start off with 2000+ people in front of you, but once there are only hundreds of people in front of you, BE READY, it will go faster from here. Remember, DO NOT refresh the page once you are next in line, just wait until you are automatically redirected. 

Once you are in you need to go fast because you are with a huge group of other people so the tickets you want may be taken quickly.  The system will ask you for your presale code.  It will also allow you to apply filter which I HIGHLY SUGGEST you use.  Select which ticket type you want and sort by “Top Seats”.  I heard that it is better and quicker to use the side bar rather than the picture, this is where being prepared comes in handy. You have already looked at the seating chart and know where you wanna sit, so scroll through the side bar until you find the section you want. Once you find it click it and go ahead and buy it.  You have ten minutes for the tickets being in your cart so take a minute and be sure to read over everything so you don’t make any mistakes.  If you have already uploaded you card information, this makes the process a lot quicker, but as I mentioned earlier, you may want to keep your card next to you in case of any errors occur.  As soon as you get those tickets they are yours! The worst part is over so you can relax now.  And get ready cause YOU JUST GOT TICKETS TO SEE BTS! CONGRATULATIONS! 

I know I might have left a few things out so feel free to leave questions in the comments or dm me.  Hope this thread helps!

[bangtan]

BTS (방탄소년단) MAP OF THE SOUL : 7 ‘Outro : Ego’ Comeback Trailer

[njchxz]

have you ever sat with a group of friends and you just know you’re the least important friend in the group and it wouldn’t matter if you’re there or not

[kassareo]

the most beautiful moment in life \ make up collection

[bangtanaudio]

[bangtan]

BTS (방탄소년단) ‘Black Swan’ Art Film performed by MN Dance Company

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

[unclebeanbag]

“Friend”

Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

[ulysseus]

Plants don’t wage war

[unclebeanbag]

Ever heard of blackberries?

Yes, plants do wage war

[kasaron]

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

[systlin]

I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.

It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.

Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.

And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.

[moirakatson]

This post did not go where I expected it to.

[deathbeforednf]

Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.

Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.

[norseminuteman]

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

[breadgunner-deactivated20181003]

Can second the comments of Kudzu.

I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.

[booksandwildthings]

I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:

See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.

[ehyde]

Near my parents’ house in Oregon there’s an old WWII army training camp that’s long been abandoned, and it’s full of concrete remnants of buildings that are completely overrun with blackberries. It’s a really great spot to go berry picking, and it has an eerie, post-apocalyptic feel.

[momomorp]

That’s not even considering allelopathic interactions between plants-look up the black walnut tree (its toxin, juglone, is the most famous example)- basically, it wages chemical warfare on nearby plants through the root system (though the nutshells also contain juglone too). Juglone discourages germination rates and even inhibits root growth of already existing plants! Allelopathy in general is a new field-theres Discourse™ because each particular toxins only works on specific plants, which vary; therefore it’s really fucking hard to regulate & compile enough data to test out the effects of such chemicals compared to other factors (pests, soil depletion, etc), but theres a little community still because Targeted Pesticides™ would be really rad yo

[momomorp]

So yeah you go plants go poison that waterhole

[momomorp]

Um i was skimming the post and saw PLANT WARS so,,, I may have dumped a little too much,,, Suffice to say that plants are super versatile and should be feared Bow before them

[squeeful]

Phragmites australisa invades and conquers new territory by squirting acid on other plants so strong it dissolves roots in under half an hour.

(I watched a mint vs ivy showdown.  The ivy won.)

[philosopherking1887]

Nature, red in tooth, claw, and rhizome.

[the-seedling-witch]

This thread made my day so much better.

Also, I did have a mint plant a few years back, and I moved out and nobody in my family bothered to care for it, so it got BEYOND OVERGROWN and had taken over the entire plot I had for the mini garden. Mint needs to be restrained to a pot for the good of all gardens

[aggresively-dabbing]

@disgustingplants

[spinningorigins]

And not a single mention of mugwort or garlic mustard.

[mandalorianreynolds]

How about Scotchbroome?

[lizluvscupcakes]

So… can we have treehouses, or…?

[multishipping-goodness]

Yes.

[thedeadmemereturns]

Man this post was a fucking rollercoaster

[multishipping-goodness]

It was.

[tobsioos]

mental health is an important topic and breakdowns happen.

I laid on my kitchen floor for half an hour, crying and sobbing and drinking tea out of a soup bowl, I felt so lost in life and after I calmed down, I decided to write and share this.

so this is for you, if you ever need help to get yourself back together:

- cry, scream, sob as much as you want, as much as you need, until your heart isn‘t as heavy as before (it‘ll still hurt, I know, and that‘s okay).

- don‘t do smth you know you‘ll regret after. don‘t smoke, don‘t drink, don‘t hurt yourself. it‘ll do more harm than benefit you, I swear, I‘ve been there.

- get your favourite food or favourite snacks, a yummy drink and regain some energy.

- get comfortable and warm, wear a cozy pyjama, snuggle into your bed and don‘t care about your daily life for the rest of the day, you can start all over again tomorrow.

- read your favourite book, watch your favourite movie or youtuber, listen to your favourite song, play your favourite game, it‘s your safe place and your whole body will recognize it.

- turn your phone off for a few hours, don‘t confront yourself with other peoples’ problems because you need to focus on yourself getting better.

- rest your mind, give yourself the chance to sort things out in peace some other time.

- once you feel like yourself again, get it out of your system. write, draw, talk about it, either online with strangers or with friends just, don‘t keep it to yourself, it’s too much of a burden, it‘ll weigh you down.

- try doing some chores or homework or some little stuff (making dinner, taking a shower, aerate your room, etc etc, literally anything will do).

- look forward. don‘t give up, keep your spirit, remind yourself you‘re here for a purpose.

- start again.

[everythingfox]

“The luckiest kids are raised with a good dog like this one..”

(Source)

[darkrising09]

Halsey, SUGA, BTS - SUGA's Interlude (Audio)

SUGA’s Interlude out now. Pre-order Halsey's album 'Manic' (out 1/17) now to get this song, Graveyard, clementine & Without Me instantly. https://halsey.lnk....