Wacky Adventures With Connor

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Cosmovitral Jardín Botánico Toluca, Mexico

Designed by Leopoldo Flores

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[von-felden]

When you are wondering if someone is gay and you look for hints such as the Gay Glance™ and the Gay Stare™.

[homofied]

For example:

[kawaiiasfuckk]

Another example:

[longjump5o6]

[dandesu]

Please fucking stop i feel so attacked

[benaya-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY UNICORN!!!! I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY WITH LOTS OF KITTIES AND FOXES AND CAKE AND HUGS AND LOTS OF SMOOCHES FROM ME!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE U SO MUCH!!!!♥♥♥♥♥ ( @ritarmandi )

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

How to Make a Seed Bomb

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

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Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

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Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[ankle-beez]

This is fucking beautiful

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[sigi0]

[yourbigsisnissi]

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

[cas-hellodean]

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

[jelly-phile-deactivated20260804]

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

[perks-of-being-a-kuya]

My tears

[x3elizabeth]

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

[tripiam]

The first time I blogged this he was broken and alone. Now he has love :’)

[applesweetchelle]

So relatable 😩😩

[indigobluesnsol]

Me in this teddy bear have something in common I’m waiting

[ithelpstodream]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.

[catgirlcaliphate]

How Millenials are killing the baby industry

[fail-boat]

“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

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[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive]

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

[sirhc-jp]

This whole post is gold

[lesnienka-deactivated20170311]

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

[purified-zone]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

[bisexualpiratequeen]

This is the aesthetic

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet on the famous line “I’ll never let you go, Jack.”

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