Chill

i swear he's just a blorbo (dark, freaky or otherwise controversial stuff, beware)

[darth-hader]

Okay so, there was once an idea about making a Gracerocky/Eridian Dating Sim (basically Ryan Gosling dating a rock, what a hilarious and intriguing premise that is, right?).

Anyway, guess what? We're actually making it.

If you enjoy drawing, writing & coming up with ideas, coding (preferably Ren'Py) or possess any other silly potentially useful skills, maybe consider joining our little crew, question? 👉👈

Any help is greatly appreciated -- previous experience not a condition at all! (it's just for fun, dw). Send me a message for more info ~

[toriiavic]

Liquid cooling garments + lab glass panel with thick rubber gloves + integration with xenonite wall.

Much to think about.

[deervsheadlights]

#myfreaks

[astrotheyge]

Grace's besotted face ('omg a real life alien oh my god this is so cool it's talking to me') vs Rocky's frustrated carapace shake ('what is wrong with this thing') never fails to make me lose it

[convocation-conduit]

My take on Eridian reproduction from my Scientific Method fic. Feel free to use in your own fanworks; credit is appreciated but not necessary <3 please cred if you repost the diagram though

(Also would anyone be interested in prints? minus the meme for plausible deniability lol)

[thecraftyninjacat]

rocky horror.....

[spoonforsoupp]

human!rocky au in which grace is a sailor lost at sea and rocky is the lone lighthouse keeper

[andthepeople]

nice guys fic where they've hit a dry spell like a month with no new cases and the money has run out and march goes looking for holly's hidden babysitting money but can't find it so he's in a pinch. and healy says well alright i'm not going to beat up any more civilians, that life is behind me, but i'll fight someone who makes the mistake of agreeing to fight me. i know this guy in beverly hills who runs matches at his parties and he'll pay me $50 to fight and $400 if i win. and march is like well we're not going all the way to beverly hills for $50. do you have any idea what gas costs these days??? and healy says no we're going to beverly hills for $400. and march says pretty confident aren't you big guy. and healy says well the guys they get to do these fights are usually show-offy chuckleheads. you know, stunt guys, actors, that sort of thing. none of them have ever been in a real fight. and so they go down to beverly hills to this hedonist 1970s hollywood party (healy doesn't want to bring march but march is like what if you need backup and healy can't get rid of him so whatever. he's coming) and healy gets $50 up front and they're like okay you're gonna fight this guy who does like martial arts stunts for movies. and there's some guy doing like spinny kicks and chopping wood in the living room. march is like hey healy this guy looks pretty serious maybe we should rethink this. we can't afford hospital bills right now. and healy's like sigh. you know, march, your faith in me is so heartwarming. and then they're in the like fight ring out by the pool or whatever and everyone's gathered around hooting and hollering and march is stress drinking and healy takes his jacket off and tucks his brass knuckles in march's pocket and says hold this for a second i'll be right back. and steps up to this guy who makes his opening move a flying roundhouse kick and healy just calmly steps out of the way and then hits him with a jab cross so brutally powerful that he puts him in the pool. and march is so turned on he has to hold healy's jacket in front of his white pants. and on the way home march is like (still hard) hey maybe we should do another fight, we could use $800. $1200 even. and healy says excuse me. we??? and march says (can yuo put that out on me voice) hey do you have a black belt?? and healy says no. karate is for idiots. and that's the story of how healy knocked out chuck norris.

[kilgarraara]

searching for a memory

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

[teashadephoenix]

you are so right, unfuckablebogtroll.

[cineshemp]

where I end and you begin

[dastmalcaps]

just a couple more shots of him looking melancholy in his Immoral Compass episode

[dastmalcaps]

directors just can't stop filming him on the verge of tears, even when he's playing a serial killer

(from Immoral Compass ep 10: Closure)

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[mgsr]

[howling-wizard2]

the bridge for you and me across the stars