It's better on Uranus~

Please, call me Nathan. 21. England. He. Taken. Mostly harmless. I tumbl' here when I can. Send me an ask if there's anything you want tagged specifically. Or just 'cause you like me. Maybe? o3o...

[corgicupcake]

For everyone who asked for an english version

[corgicupcake]

[mimozka-deactivated20220128]

@rosietwiggs

[rosietwiggs]

HERE IT IS IN ENGLISH FOR ALL OF YOU I AM DYING

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

[dragonpyre]

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back

[timelordsfallnomore-deactivated]

The Shakespeare Code (2007) – The Witchfinders (2018).

[maggieandbeth]

In June 1999, Rosa receives the Congressional Medal from President Clinton—the highest award given to any civilian—recognising her as a living icon for freedom. It took so long, though. Her whole life. Yes, it did. But she changed the world.

[todaysbird]

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

[todaysbird]

x

[thyrell]

bapy…

[caelharx]

Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!

[lost--euphoria]

Beautiful

[possums-against-cops]

i drew a friend……….

[rottinghaven]

shoutout to the kid behind me in the theater who after mewtwo said “humanity is evil” loudly whispered “oh i didn’t know mewtwo was a good guy”

[jp]

[pigeonmiu]

this is the money pigeon. reblog and you and your future eggs will be rich and successful

[sitta-pusilla]

I don’t usually reblog things like this, but I have my future eggs to consider

[musherum]

@chickenkeeping

[tokkeki]

@maron20111225

[cozy-duckling]

let it be known… i love cows

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[percyhoneybee]

Can I just say that y'all sharing your positive experiences with therapy are extremely important? I had a Bad therapist in high school and I’m only just now (almost a decade later) considering trying therapy again, largely in thanks to people who talk openly about their treatment and how it helps them.

So like, thanks dudes.

[missjukebox8bit]

I vividly remember that one time my old therapist decided to spend an entire session trying to destroy me in UNO and by the end i had like 24 cards in my hand

[astrodidact]

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in Australia but over $1,500 in the U.S.

“You’re the CEO of Gilead. Is it true that Gilead made $3 billion in profits from Truvada in 2018?” Ocasio-Cortez asked Gilead CEO Daniel O'Day.

“$3 billion in revenue,” he clarified.

The current list price is $2,000 a month in the United States, correct?“ she asked, referring to Truvada.

“It’s $1,780 in the United States,” O'Day responded.

“Why is it $8 in Australia?” Ocasio-Cortez countered.

“Truvada still has patent protection in the United States and in the rest of the world it is generic,” O'Day explained, adding, “It will be generically available in the United States as of September 2020.”

“I think it’s important here that we notice that we the public, we the people, developed this drug. We paid for this drug, we lead and developed all the patents to create Prep and then that patent has been privatized despite the fact that the patent is owned by the public, who refused to enforce it,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

“There’s no reason this should be $2,000 a month. People are dying because of it and there’s no enforceable reason for it.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/444091-ocasio-cortez-confronts-ceo-for-nearly-2k-price-tag-on-drug-that-costs-8-in

Ocasio-Cortez confronts CEO for nearly $2K price tag on HIV drug that costs $8 in Australia

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in

[polysixxxx]

Pop

Off

Bitch

[starrybats-m-deactivated2019042]

oh sure when charmander is weak to a bunch of kanto gyms it’s “gone through a lot” and “a warrior” and “the best starter for players who want hard mode” but when chikorita is weak to a bunch of the johto gyms suddenly it’s “garbage” and “useless” and “the worst starter of all time” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[landoftheway]

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost

[oraclemilf]

@fandoms-are-for-always

[rinthehecker-deactivated2024101]

i lost the game

@lexosaurus @babypop-phantom @d-o-t-s @qlinq-qhost @rapidfireecho @jl-artsandcreations @phantombreadproject @kinglazrus @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me @wastefulreverie @fennecsus @ceciliaspen @the-nerdiest-nerd-in-the-galaxy @vladmasterslovesphantomplanet @thelegendaryloaf @dannyphantomisameme

:))

[lexosaurus]

FUCK

FUCK YOU

I HAVEN’T LOST THE GAME IN YEARS

F U C K Y O U

[one-raven-bitch]

@redherringofficial @sea-anon @moss-goblin-ideas @goblincore-not-war

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

A CURSE ON YOUR STONES

I was winning :(

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Pictures of tiny baby turtles make me very happy and so anxious

[didnotpassthevibecheck]

Agreed.

[golgak-the-goblin-deactivated20]

Protect them with your life!