Nulla Ratio Est Ut Habitet

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[art-tnt]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶You deserve to get paid! Let them know that!🎵

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[akashicrecord]

[allpiesforourown]

Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles

[memeuplift]

[teaboot]

Nah man that's a northern bobwhite

[robinparravel]

I love Bruce

[molabuddy]

[dorothylarouge]

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

[dorothylarouge]

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

[apas-95]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[scifiseries]

This shot of a giant excavator in Germany slowly making its way to a coal site 25km away. [March, 1999]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

the hatred for coal mining and coal power leaving my body when i see bagger 288

[meckamecha]

Bagger 288 being made to devour mountains for coal is abuse, like the robot equivalent of K-9 units. It should be fighting monsters with Ultraman

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

pull up his shirt play with his bra I guess

[0111010001110010011000010111000]

could you please have more enthusiasm next time? the press is ripping you up over this performance

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

pull up his shirt play with his bra or else

[sammyloomis]

The Appendix: Transmasculine Joy in a Transphobic Culture - Liam Konemann

[intersexfairy]

[ID: A page in a book. The text reads:

I reject the oft-spouted idea from anti-trans voices that transmasculine bodies are mutilated. I dreamt of this body, and I celebrate it, even if it hasn’t turned out exactly to my specifications. Trans bodies are often portrayed as sites of horror, trauma, and dysphoria, or as examples of medical or scientific overreach. I prefer to think of trans bodies as sources of love and desire. We have partners, we date, we are intimate. I still feel gender euphoria when I place my palm flat in the center of my chest, or when I catch the angle of my jaw in the mirror. There remains a femininity to my physicality that I wouldn’t trade, and I have been called both slinky and sprite-like by other men. This body feels ethereal. I had to pass through another realm to get it. /End ID]

[joshpeck]

mom facebook doesn't disappoint

[fodsley]

just scrolling through a random catholic’s blog and this one had me burst out laughing

[lacolombejaune]

Caer Caradoc Hill, Shropshire

[just-shower-thoughts]

There probably isn’t a single second on earth where at least one person isn’t groaning while taking a shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

We continuously lie to children throughout their childhood then expect them to be honest individuals as they grow.

[just-shower-thoughts]

All undiscovered species of birds are technically UFOs.