[pangur-and-grim]

the shelves are helping the adults hide from the baby

[pangur-and-grim]

they can’t stay up there forever

[pangur-and-grim]

bad news. he grew up

[aidashakur]

[ouroborosorder]

i love reddit so fucking much

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[masochism101]

is there a casual and cool way to say “i want you so bad that i feel sick” or should i just be quiet

[meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[bgm05]

[blasteffect]

Saturn's north pole !

The hexagon is nearly 30,000 km (20,000 miles) wide. This is large enough that two Earths could fit inside the storm with room to spare.

It is a standing atmospheric wave created by a powerful jet stream that wraps around the pole. Winds along its edges can exceed 300 km/h (about 220 mph).

At the very center of the hexagon lies a deep, dark polar vortex that extends hundreds of kilometers down into Saturn's atmosphere.

Spacecraft/Mission: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI (Space Science Institute).

[qin-shi-huang-di]

Have you considered adding more horses to your execution methods, glorious emperor? Five horses is traditional, a classic for a reason, but perhaps a sixth, seventh, or even eighth horse would be to your liking.

don't be ridiculous! the five-horse execution method is the most efficient method! a tried-and-true tradition! one horse for each of the four limbs, plus the head. where would i even tie the SIXTH horse? (and before one of you makes that inane suggestion, please remember that the palace executes WOMEN and EUNUCHS too! we need execution methods that are inclusive of ALL body types!)

i've never heard such an idiotic idea. no thank you for wasting my time. guards, give this moron a practical demonstration of my methods.

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[charl0ttan]

almost unfollowed u for the last post (i don't care abt 9/11 jokes, i just care if they're funny) but then i recognized ur username. my blade has been stilled by the regard i hold for u

ive got hoes with unwavering loyalty

[charl0ttan]

ive got hoes who forgive but wont forget

[shepfax]

[jermaobsession]

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[gotoroom303]

Art

[mevil]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[monstermonger]

Wow thanks everyone ;v;

Mini lore snippet lol: at first I just doodled the cat alone in the middle of a page, but I loved him so much I just turned the page and drew the whole thing. He's so great.

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid