Not the Wilma you’re looking for.
Nothing is less appealing than the “will you be my side piece” gambit, kids. Nothing.
”Hi, sexy Wilma! What's a nice, Jewish girl like you doing in a place like this? Looking for Mr. Right? What if he is already a happily-married man in an ethical, non-monogamous relationship? Will that disqualify him from consideration? Or are you as open-minded and hip as your profile make you sound? I hope so... I'm a cunning linguist. And I love bad puns. I think we might be perfect for each other. Or at least, perfect as an intimate friend. Shall we go out for a drink and test out my hunch? If it helps, the algorithm invented by OkC, Inc. to monetize human desire confirms that we are a (relatively) good match for each other. What do you say?”