vexingReject

| if you mention any fixation of mine you will have my full attention | | they/them pronouns | | made this when I was a homestuck | | if you find my rant acc or any of my other accs on other platforms I will instantly unexist | | phantom planet isnt canon, fuck you |

[chio-chan2]

Watching the 2026 World Cup

Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[disembodied-chicken]

in trappings of starlight ✨

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[noxs-mun]

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[garygoldenbignaturals]

What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs

[dogpuppy]

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[homophobiastar]

LITERALLY how it felt to see the statements about Avid start coming out while I was in the middle of being sad and confused about his retirement:

[estellathestarlla]

Love that all three Ro'Meave children have different accents (+ headcanon of southern-accent Zane)

Garroth, despite being born in the US, has a British accent.

Zane has a soft, almost unnoticeable southern accent.

And Vylad just sounds like a normal American, no unique accent.

How did all three kids that grew up around each other in the exact same environments end up with three different accents? Idk, but it's kewl.

[dathomestucklover]

i like to think that garroth was thst one kid that watched british kids tv too often and ended up with that accent. and also that vylad has that one type of central florida but also on tumber sort of accent.

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[that-truant-heart]

So dr legundo is that post that's like guy who doesn't believe in an afterlife but does believe that he specifically is going to hell right. He's very much a cultural Christian to me; if you asked him about his spiritual/religious beliefs he'd probably say something about war being hell and opiate of the masses (though probably not in those words), and yet the thing he is aspiring to for like the whole latter half of vampires is to die to save other people and atone for his sins war crimes. Also, consider the almost cognitive dissonance of his moral motivations: the one thing he never once doubts is that he is completely, objectively irredeemable. But he has to try.

Having said that, v.Owen is Catholic and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[dathomestucklover]

I am suddenly now of the opinion that V!Owen and V!Pyro were in the right to murder V!Avid in the crypt.