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{She/Her} {20} {Bi} I have many thoughts about Irondad and Spiderson. STARKERS DNI

[datkatmcu]

Rewatching homecoming and I’m cackling at the fact that tony programmed an instant kill mode into the spider suit. Now you know DAMN WELL that sweet boy ain’t killing anyone 😭😭

[datkatmcu]

Guys I just got a fic idea where post-Endgame the Stark family (yes Tony lives and yes Peter is included) have a picnic by the lake, but Morgan gets a bit too close to the water while playing and falls in. So Peter dives in after her without hesitation.

Do you guys want this fic because I am so tempted to write it

[ironspidxr]

hi i can’t sleep

If you cant read any of it don’t hesitate to ask for a translation I know my handwriting can be strange sometimes

[datkatmcu]

Having to add “St*rkers DNI” to my bio is just. So disappointing. You’d think people would see the Irondad tags and leave it alone. I have absolutely NO tolerance for proshipping or pedophilia. Any reblog with St*rker tags is an instant block, no questions asked. I don’t want that shit anywhere NEAR my page. Ever.

[ghostedmem]

Peter Parker who lets himself be seen as this nerdy, slightly self-conscious, anxious person. Peter Parker, who has been acting ever since middle school, because he refused to be seen as an egotistical 'genius'. Peter Parker, who, after meeting Tony, lets some of his confidence shine - and that shine only grows brighter as he becomes Tony's mentee, and starts properly learning the ropes around Stark Industries, starts meeting the interns, starts being introduced as Tony's Personal Intern, starts being taught everything there was to know in order to take over the company, eventually.

And then, his Decathlon team win nationals, or something, and they win a field trip to Stark Industries - and Tony tells him this is good, because;

"Peter, you're confident and brilliant, and I want to show them that you aren't someone they can walk all over. I want you to show them just how capable you are."

And Peter decided, fuck it.

FRIDAY greets him as "Mini-Boss," and declares his level 10 access to all of Stark Tower. Every single intern the team sees that day greets Peter with a grin, asking for his help on some equation or other, and Peter willingly helps. He's asked about a proposal for a project, and hands the intern his card, telling them he'll fund it with his own paycheck if he has to, because it could be something great.

Throughout the day his classmates and teacher(s) see a new side of Peter Parker. The confident, brilliant, 'takes-no-shit' side. They realise that, yes, while Peter is smart, he wasn't going to be one of the greats.

He already was.

[ghostedmem]

so do you want the fic, orrrr?? cuz i’ll find time don’t even-

[datkatmcu]

YES OH MY GOD PLEASE I BEG YOU 😫🙏

[ghostedmem]

Peter Parker who lets himself be seen as this nerdy, slightly self-conscious, anxious person. Peter Parker, who has been acting ever since middle school, because he refused to be seen as an egotistical 'genius'. Peter Parker, who, after meeting Tony, lets some of his confidence shine - and that shine only grows brighter as he becomes Tony's mentee, and starts properly learning the ropes around Stark Industries, starts meeting the interns, starts being introduced as Tony's Personal Intern, starts being taught everything there was to know in order to take over the company, eventually.

And then, his Decathlon team win nationals, or something, and they win a field trip to Stark Industries - and Tony tells him this is good, because;

"Peter, you're confident and brilliant, and I want to show them that you aren't someone they can walk all over. I want you to show them just how capable you are."

And Peter decided, fuck it.

FRIDAY greets him as "Mini-Boss," and declares his level 10 access to all of Stark Tower. Every single intern the team sees that day greets Peter with a grin, asking for his help on some equation or other, and Peter willingly helps. He's asked about a proposal for a project, and hands the intern his card, telling them he'll fund it with his own paycheck if he has to, because it could be something great.

Throughout the day his classmates and teacher(s) see a new side of Peter Parker. The confident, brilliant, 'takes-no-shit' side. They realise that, yes, while Peter is smart, he wasn't going to be one of the greats.

He already was.

[datkatmcu]

You ever think about how Tony didn’t just invent time travel for Peter (which, by the way, is an incredible show of love on its own). He didn’t just come out of retirement, team up with the avengers again, sacrifice his OWN LIFE in the final battle. NOT ONLY did he do all of that, but he ALSO gambled his own FAMILY on it. The same family that was the VERY REASON he refused to get involved in the first place. They could have died in the final battle!! That was a well known risk!! But Tony did. It. Anyway. Because he couldn’t stand the idea of a world without Peter in it. And Peter was family too.

[datkatmcu]

Peter: *can’t find Tony*

Also Peter: *loudly* This dangerous thing looks fun!

Tony from a distance: GodDAMMIT PETER, WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

Peter: Found him.

[datkatmcu]

Ok so maybe 3:30am isn’t the best time to learn “The Real Hero” from the Endgame soundtrack still makes me sob—

[datkatmcu]

Tony, about to sacrifice himself: if it’s for the fate of the universe, I’m willing to do it

Peter: I just asked if you could take me home

[datkatmcu]

Any of the Avengers: *breaks their elbow*

Tony: I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

Peter: *gets a paper cut*

Tony: I AM TAKING YOU TO THE MEDBAY IM M E D E A T E L Y.

[datkatmcu]

Tony: I’m like Peter’s cool uncle.

Rhodey: No, I’m the uncle. You’re the dad.

Tony: I’m not the— why would I be the dad?

Rhodey: Why wouldn’t you be?

Tony: Because I… well… okay. You might have a point.

[datkatmcu]

Stephen: Stark, get your kid.

Tony: He’s not my— PETER GET BACK HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE— Like I said he’s not my kid.

[datkatmcu]

Tony: PARKER, YOU’RE FIRED!

Peter: But Mr. Stark, you can’t fire me! I’m not a real intern!

Tony: FINE! Then you’re GROUNDED!

Peter: What?! I’m not your kid! You can’t do that!

Tony: Close enough.

Peter: Eh, I guess you’re right.

[datkatmcu]

(This is pre-Infinity War and pretty much an AvengersFam AU, just so there’s no confusion)

Peter: Fuck.

Tony, unfazed: Language.

Steve: Did you just—

Tony: Not now Cap, I’m trying to parent my kid.

~Later~

Steve: Shit.

Tony: Language.

Steve: ... you’re becoming me. We’ve been apart for so long that you just replaced me. What. The actual. Fu-

Tony: LANGUAGE! Jesus Steve, why can’t you control your goddamn mouth?

Steve: *facepalms*

~Later again~

Bruce, having witnessed both instances: How long was I gone? No, really. How long was I actually gone?! Long enough for Tony to have a kid, apparently.

Tony, from across the room: He’s not my kid.

Bruce, muttering: Not his kid my ass.

Tony: I HEARD THAT

Peter, walking in the room: Who’s not who’s kid??

Tony: It’s nothing, kid—

Bruce: Tony said you’re not his kid.

Peter, sounding hurt: Really?

Tony, glaring daggers at Bruce: No, kid. I’d never do that. You’re my kid and always will be.

Peter, beaming: Thanks, Mr. Stark!

Bruce, once Peter leaves, raising an eyebrow at Tony: Not your kid, was it?

Tony: Not... biologically.

Bruce: *facepalms*

[datkatmcu]

Tony: Pete, I am your father

Peter:

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: oh god kid why are you crying—

Peter: *hugging Tony half to death* this is how I always wanted this to happen

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #219:

Tony: Pep and I are thinking of having a third kid. What do you think?

Peter: Third?? Who’s the second?

Tony: Morgan??

Peter: Then who’s the first??

Tony:

Tony: You!!