Welcome to Camp Camp!

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i LOVE

[demon-birate]

Social Experiment

reblog if you like Jack Pattillo

like if you don’t like him

[davey-david-blog]

//I deleted the X gon' give it to *David Scream* audio and hope that'll help stop people from following me who aren't to accounts, thank you to everyone contacting me to co firm that you are an rp account main

[rp-memes-cafe]

Send me “/)///v///(\” to see how my muse would talk about yours, to another person.

People tend to speak their minds openly when the subjected person is absent– or seemingly so! Have your muse overhear what they weren’t meant to hear about them!

[ciligifs]

No caption, just raw anger

[davey-david-blog]

Me: I do not want to see any spoilers so I need to stay off mobile

Me: *on mobile* 👀

[frcmmemetoyou]

send me ✮ for my muse to tell you exactly what they think of yours, complete honesty. 

[davey-david-blog]

‘’Language, Max.” David warned before tussling Max’s hair. “And the reason I’m so happy is because I do what I love for a living!”

“As for escape camp, I can offer the second best thing. Magic camp! Houdini used to do escape tricks all the time! I’m sure there’s something like that in the magic division.”

[jaded10yearoldmax-deactivated20]

“Didn’t that asshole die because he sucked at his job?” He asked raising an eyebrow at David. He just wanted to go home and play video games like Halo or GTA.

[davey-david-blog]

“Well....” David hadn’t even thought of that. He wasn’t all that good at History. “Yes. But, maybe you can be the next Houdini who doesn’t die! Wouldn’t that be neat?” David simply wanted Max to enjoy camp, and if he spent all Summer brooding then he’d surely be miserable.

[allforpunandpunforall]

David is the kind of guy who has https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ constantly bookmarked and reads it before watching any movie.

[richieskirsch]

look i know this image looks shitty but

LOOK AT THEIR SIMILARITIES 

DAVID EMULATES CAMERON CAMPBELL SO MUCH

THAT HE TOOK THE YELLOW BANDANNA THING

AND THE FUCKING HANDS ON HIS HIPS STANCE

AND THE FUCKING V E S T 

THE ROLLED UP SLEEVES

THE PRIDE IN THE CAMP

HE FUCKING LOVES CAMERON CAMPBELL SO MUCH ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY LIKE FUCK THIS MAN WAS PROBS A FATHER FIGURE TO HIM

[allforpunandpunforall]

Yeah let’s guess who my fave in Camp Camp is

[allforpunandpunforall]

Welcome to Cinnamon Roll Camp

[grifalinas]

Until I get jossed, I’m going to assume that David’s parents were remarkably inattentive, and when Campbell found out that’s why David was following him around like a lost baby duck, his reaction was a rare burst of paternal affection and “I am your father now”

[grifalinas]

Hey remember how I said that I was gonna love the dynamic between Campbell and David?

WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

Okay so we all know that Cameron Campbell is pretty much garbage. I mean, he’s basically what would happen if Sarge and Stan Pines had a baby together and then left that baby with Archchancellor Ridcully to raise. He’s wonderful, but wonderful garbage. I love him.

And like, Gwen has clearly been working for him for awhile. He asks if he would miss the chance to greet their new campers and she says “you have for years”, so, yeah, pretty clear she’s been a Camp Camp Counselor for awhile. He doesn’t even know her name. Because she’s not important enough for him to remember her name.

You know whose name he does remember? David’s. And you know what else? David gets a pet-name. Campbell can’t even be bothered to remember Gwen’s name but David gets a pet name.

Of course, he’s known David since David was tiny. And David clearly looks up to him- I don’t think it would be a stretch to assume that David considers Campbell a father figure.

But what if Campbell also considers himself David’s father figure? What if the relationship is mutual and he really does love David as much as David loves him?

[dont-do-liberal-arts-deactivate]

Thank god she had a relative background with superheros. “You know batman, right? He wants to make his city better again, but sometimes the police were against him, right?”

Gwen didn’t like explaining things to David. He could be like such a kid, sometimes, and she wasn’t good with kids. Of course, that thought,

  ‘I’m not good with kids.’

She shouldn’t work with kids, but it was the only job she could find that was hiring

Why did she have to work with kids? And her coworkers, even her boss was incompetent!

‘Liberal arts! you could’ve been a doctor!’

Gwen laughed, realizing she was welling up. “Look what you made me do… Dammit, David! Now I’m crying too.”

She rubbed her eyes roughly. “But yeah, back to your problems…”

[davey-david-blog]

David never cared for Batman. Too gritty for his taste. But, Batman is still technically a hero...He shook his head violently, trying to clear his head. He was just so confused, and would rather not be thinking about anything at the moment.

He looked up at Gwen to thank her for trying to help him when he saw her tearing up ever-so-slightly. He grabbed her hand and gently pulled her to the ground with him, setting her down next to him. The tree was large enough to accommodate for both of them, and honestly? Her company was already making him feel better.

“Tell me what’s wrong.” He said softly, using a soft tone that he reserved for the most delicate of situations. He felt so tired at the moment, and honestly just wanted to lay down for hours without even moving, but Gwen needed him...or he needed Gwen. He didn’t know, but he wasn’t about to leave her as she was. “You can trust me.”

[allofthedevilsarehere-blog]

Campe Diem, guys!

[davey-david-blog]

rooster teeth sentence starters.

❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞

❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞

❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞

❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞

❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞

❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞

❝ you promised me a death. ❞

❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞

❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞

❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞

❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞

❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞

❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞

❝ do babies float? ❞

❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞

❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞

❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞

❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞

❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞

❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞

❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞

❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞

❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞

❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞

❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞

❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞

❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞

❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞

❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞

❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞