[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[jodiefoster]

professor: *starts talking about WWII*

some straight white dude in the front row:

[davidbyrneschoreographer]

the duality of woman

[davidbyrneschoreographer]

beach house is eric andre and I’m hannibal burress after he’s turned around and shot me and their new song is the bullet

[m4tr1m0ny-deactivated20181002]

valentines day post

women! women

[davidbyrneschoreographer]

after spending the weekend with my best friend and talking about poetry and art and like all of my emotional wounds nonstop I’ve been so fucking energized and I feel creative and excited about writing again and I think I’ve really turned a corner!!!!!!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[davidbyrneschoreographer]

artists: aw man today was a slow day, i just did a few doodles and colored a sketch from yesterday

writers: never once in my life have a written

[davidbyrneschoreographer]

Me: *places eraserhead VHS on counter* You ever see this?

Blockbuster Guy: No.

Me: This movie is fucked up and it has one fucked up baby in it.

Blockbuster Guy: You wanna rent it?

Me: Nah it's too freaky. It's on my top 10 list of most disturbing movies because the baby in it is really fucked up.

Blockbuster Guy: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: LOL! I wish you could help forget the disturbing baby from this movie. Stuff like that just ruins your childhood. Do you like movies? I'm kind of a movie buff if you haven't noticed.

Blockbuster Guy: Uh, are you looking to rent something today?

Me: Can I rent some of your time? I'd just like to talk a bit about movies. There's some really good practical effects in Eraserhead. They make the baby look really fucked up. They used a real cow fetus for it, you know.

Blockbuster Guy: There are other people in line I need to assist, so if you're not going to rent something could you-

Me: OH, I see how things are. *slides blockbuster guy my card* Call me some time if you'd like to chat about cinematography or perhaps making our own fucked up baby, cutie. *winks*

Me: *dies in a car accident later that day*

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

i want a lot from life and im gonna get it…………. bich

[snakeeater3d-blog]

[bob-belcher]

[pascalation]

[jcuupp]

WHO HE TAKE THIS FOR??????

[itseasytoremember]

HIMSELF BITCH CAN A MAN FEEL CUTE???

[trapcard]

men with porn of any variety on their blog aren’t allowed to have an opinion or talk about anything ever.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

this includes in your likes @fellas

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

[orwell]

Does Daniel Day-Lewis use emojis? No, he’s got a fucking flip phone. He knows what everything is, but he’s never been near an emoji in his life. He’s still going “J-K-L”, typing three letters to get to the “L”.

Paul Thomas Anderson, on Daniel Day-Lewis and Phantom Thread (via orwell)

[fallingtowers]

I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”

[fallingtowers]

Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan

Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous