The Evil Empire

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!" NJ

[punkrock-bottom]

Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11

[boamerry]

charge yalls vibrators this storm looks BAD

[iamoutofideas]

- ben frankling in slutty 1752

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Got nostalgic for the good old days. the TF2 servers look like they're still up and running

[daviddadeer]

Console or pc? Also dirty ronin main (I say as a scorch main)

[coffeeandspentbrass]

PC, and Scorch was my other main haha

[daviddadeer]

Do you play apex?

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Got nostalgic for the good old days. the TF2 servers look like they're still up and running

[daviddadeer]

Console or pc? Also dirty ronin main (I say as a scorch main)

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

The Joshua tree is on its way to extinction because so-called green energy companies want to keep the death machine of civilization going by installing large swaths of solar panels over the desert floor, a big metal blanket that will kill everything it covers: the desert tortoise, the sage grouse, the hawks and snakes and beautiful flowers that have flourished for thousands of years. Gone. Gone.

All so that we can keep the dead heart in the rotting corpse of industrial civilization beating into the next decade. These are the "good guys" btw, these are the "renewable" "carbon neutral" options: covering the desert in miles of metal and microchips until every living being without a bank account is dead.

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[darkmaga-retard]

[fchcd-deactivated20240419]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[thickness-protection-program]

This is my new favorite compliment

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish) We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how he remembers the sauce names. I told Paul I took Italian in high school, and it’s rosso and bianco. It even says so on the wine menu. Paul started yelling at me and calling me wrong. Those are the names for wines, not colors. My husband showed him on Google the translation for red and white. Paul told my sister he was leaving and called us stupid assholes and how wrong we were. Paul and my sister left without paying their bill, or even getting some food. When we asked the server he said the drinks are no problem and not to worry about it. My sister texted me later and said why do I think I always have to be right and I embarrassed Paul, and it was immature of my husband. She said we didn’t have to argue with him over something so silly. She said my husband, and I bullied him. She told me that I don’t have to say to people when they are wrong and embarrass them in public like that.

World heritage AITA (Am I The Asshole?) post.

[cockworkangels]

whoever created dating apps will not see the gates of heaven

[anexperimentallife]

[catchymemes]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[thestuffedalligator]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

[daviddadeer]

I want her

[itriedimhighandreadytodie]

EDIT: I went to sleep with this having like 200 notes and when I wake up as of writing this it has over 1500 notes. Wtf.

[megafreeman]

Shaggy isn't even his name, its his nickname. Man's drowning in so much pussy they started calling him "fuckboy" in british

[daviddadeer]

Wait why am I just now remembering this movie