Greek mythology in a nutshell
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Greek mythology in a nutshell
Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.
Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.
Is it this?
Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.
That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:
Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.
The Three Witches: If you had to choose between your husband here and all the money we have in our purse, which would you choose?
Lady Macbeth: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Macbeth: Babe!
The Three Witches: Two coppers and a silver.
Lady Macbeth: I'll take the money.
Macbeth: BABE!
Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations
English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke
This week is all about the peaceful transfer of presidential power
so here's GW passing it on to Abe
can you caption a picture of james madison? no real reason just because
GOSH DIDDLY
Welcome to Weird White House, a new series on the wacky facts that I find and/or remember off the top of my head about the US presidents. I say "weird" with all the love in my history nerd heart.
We start the series (and year) off with:
CALVIN COOLIDGE
THIS DELIGHTFUL DUDE
JUST DELIGHTFUL.
Nicknamed "Silent Cal" because he apparently wasn't super talkative (and it totally wasn't his secret gangster name), Coolidge:
-had a pet raccoon named Rebecca which was sent to him from someone who thought he should make it his Thanksgiving dinner and his family was like NAH THIS IS PET MATERIAL
-he loved being photographed wearing Native American headresses (he was adopted into the Sioux tribe), so here's what that looked like:
AND HE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED IN THESE THINGS
I would 1000% vote for an candidate who swaggered around with their name on their giant cowboy chaps.
-After President Harding's sudden death, Coolidge was woken up in the middle of the night, sworn in by lantern light by his dad (who was a notary), and then he went back to bed. Priorities.
-speaking of which, Coolidge slept 12 HOURS A DAY PLUS NAPS. Role model for us all.
-he had a mechanical horse in the White House that he used for exercise. Its nickname was "Thunderbolt".
Tragically, it didn't look like the ones that used to be outside Walmart:
You're welcome for that whole mental image of a stern-faced Coolidge rocking off into the sunset on a mechanical box.
-despite his stern demeanor, Coolidge had a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor which a lot of people didn't get, which brings us to
MY FAVORITE FACT ABOUT CALVIN
-Coolidge liked to press buttons in the Oval Office and hide under the desk while the Secret Service ran around looking for him
I KID YOU NOT THIS MAN WAS A P R A N K S T E R
Additional photos of interest that exist:
1.) Coolidge staring at a cow:
(someone please caption that)
2.) COOLIDGE'S KITTIES BLACKIE AND TIGER:
so freaking cute
And finally
3.) Coolidge exercising with the Speaker of the House, as one does:
So if Coolidge isn't one of your top favorite presidents by now, go sleep for 12 hours and try again.
“To make something good of the future, you have to look the present in the face.” – Simone de Beauvoir, The Mandarins
“The less one, as a result of objective or subjective conditions, has to come into contact with people, the better off one is for it.”
— Arthur Schopenhauer, The Wisdom of Life
Gonna just keep these for when I'm having a bad day.
“The possible redemption from the predicament of irreversibility ─ of being unable to undo what one has done ─ is the faculty of forgiving. The remedy for unpredictability, for the chaotic uncertainty of the future, is contained in the faculty to make and keep promises. Both faculties depend upon plurality, on the presence and acting of others, for no man can forgive himself and no one can be bound by a promise made only to himself.”
— Hannah Arendt, The Human Condition
I hate this
Why...why isn't she wearing pants?
it's more of a pussy out look
ITS NOT
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock
10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂