just call me dawno

(they/them) i like to draw, write, play video games, and jest. currently overwhelmed with the fact that all my friends are really cute. if I don't tag something that you want me to start tagging, just shoot me a message!

[rnismatch]

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[somethinginthebasement]

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

[parakeet]

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

[okaydays22]

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[limonnazul]

POV: you're a gridanian farmer at 3 AM

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[saccharoni]

Girlies

[dogpuppy]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[vintagewildlife]

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[abyssalcaptain]

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[omegasmileyface]

he was biting the sour patch kids?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Yeah that's how you eat them

[omegasmileyface]

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Do you. At least chew them

[omegasmileyface]

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

[thomas-pennypinch]

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

[omegasmileyface]

fuck OFF thomas