love yourself more than i love you

twitter: @sapphoniclapdog Ifykyk 20s

[farmlesbians]

having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected

[katelyn-danger]

Following a cute girl who likes to wear military surplus only to find out that she's only into mechsploitation fic and doesn't actually own any guns :(

[northdakota-nice]

[iahtruong]

[woetoy]

Sir Harper during an unexpected low point of a quest, how will she get out of this one?

[ashenbot]

if you’re going to be naked all the time, put on some damn gloves

[lostpuppyquasi]

Dressing someone up is the most intimate thing you can possibly do.

No, I'm not just saying this because I've been wearing the exact same style of outfit for the last decade

...okay that's definitely part of it.

But still.

Like, being put in a cute outfit; something you'd never wear in a million years; solely because your partner thought you'd look cute

Having makeup put on because they wanna see how beautiful you'd look

Having someone who loves you take care of this, sometimes stressful, part of your life

Never having to worry about your appearance, because they make you look perfect. Like their own personal dress up doll.

[leskylentils]

Restful times

[spyr00]

[test-norma1]

[sparkleyiff]

realizations

[nymse]

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[witchpassing]

i stock wine for cooking and i drink it only when other options are depleted. but when i do drink wine i take it from a bowl instead of a glass. it feels sluttier and is an improvement in every way.

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[rubyflume]

[unroxyfication]

charlotte sartre

[p1tbull-th3ri4n]

*dissociating while she mock executes me* girl why is your bookshelf fox in socks by dr seuss and a book on the leveraged buyout of the nabisco corporation. also are you really gonna use a kitchen knife for this shit

[mollyjames]

she regrets agreeing to try some role reversal

[hyenagirlpenis]

Being trained into a puppy for sex reasons is all fun and games until you can't remember if you actually meant to do that or not. Did you mean to sit on the floor and not next to me in this casual situation? Did you mean to hold up your hands like paws for me in public? Did you mean to look back at me for guidance before we decide what to do next in this day-to-day context? Did you mean to bark and whimper instead of speak just now despite fully being allowed to? I mean, it's harmless, and you're enjoying it... It's okay if you don't know if you did it "on purpose" or not, isn't that right? Isn't it? That's right! Such a good puppy! :3

[hyenagirlpenis]

Reminder that you can trust me to turn you into a puppy who can't think and I won't exploit that at all. Super promise. It's totally okay. If it's already happening and you enjoy it, then don't worry about it! It's actually fine! Don't you want to be a good little puppy for me? That's right, you do!