Raise Aim

This will probably be the most random blog you will visit. I rarely post anything personal, but feel free to ask me anything.

[weeheartfood]

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

[protom-lad]

how dare you

how dare you do this to me

[hauntedandlovesick]

Just wanted to say: All BNHA ships are valid, as long as they don’t involve pedophilia, romanticized abuse/harassment, or Mineta. 

[dawnsdahlia]

Every child born in 2000 is now a legal adult.

[lodino]

“…I want you to come to me like an afternoon. Come to me slowly as if you were broken sunset with a lazy sky on your shoulders if you let me be your sunlight I promise that I will penetrate your darkness until you speak in angel wings. Pull me close to you. Tell me that you love me then scratch your future into my back so I can be everything that you live for. I promise that I will die for you daily and then resurrect in your screams. I promise that I will love you as if it’s the only thing that I’ve ever done correctly…if you were here right now I would massage your back until your skin sings songs that your lips don’t even know the words to, until your heart beat sounds like my last name and you smile like the Pacific Ocean…”

[dawnsdahlia]

You gorgeous earthquake. You cracked hourglass with sand spilling from behind your ribs; you wasted my time.

Rudy Francisco “Scars” (via dawnsdahlia)

[jacobstreilein]

Here’s my 4th year Calarts film! 

[troffie]

GENIUS!!!

[baysalt]

whoa!

[dawnsdahlia]

One of my favorite headcanons is that Cupid is a sniper.

[featherywingss]

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG DESERVED BETTER

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[lhazaar]

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

[airofwhimsy]

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

[konakatomo]

@melazertyiop

[ayellowbirds]

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[notkatniss]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

april fools im dead inside

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[rufiozuko]

Zuko & Jet together again as #LetsWatchAvatar continues tonight on twitch.tv/dantebasco with special guest #WilsonCrawford! Tune in at 7pm PST! @honor_society #avatarthelastairbender #firenation

[goawfma]

UHHTAH 💀💀💀