going through some shit right now

He/him, mid to late 20s, disabled, super gay, chronically broke, that etsy shop to pay my rent never really worked out but man I'm still trying I guess. 18+ blog, occasionally nsfw.

[thepersonalquotes]

this app is literally my public private place to talk to myself

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[foldingfittedsheets]

My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

everyone is so jealous of me bc i lead a monastic life..

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

“never wanting anything for urself is a sign of depression” someone’s addicted to earthly things..

[doubleca5t]

One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"

[evilsoup]

not even allowed to keep adolescent sex slaves anymore. because of woke

[doubleca5t]

The guy who shot Bin Laden branching out on this phenomenon a bit by directing his sexual desires towards actual young men

[smegmafactory4ever]

And he doubled down on it!

[evilsoup]

not even allowed to keep a harem of adolescent sex slaves and eat human flesh anymore. because of woke

[doubleca5t]

No one asked for your take on this Human Pet Guy

[rizzler-war-deactivated20250705]

[radlite]

I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

[moth-unit-00]

Trying to comprehend this post shuts down my frontal lobe.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

You need the context of these two tweets

[endless-paradoxes]

[spirulin4]

avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times

[flipocrite]

The Shirley Exception

[uglyfruit]

communicating is so cool i wish i knew how to do it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

This is so stupid but like ok so there’s a character I’m super into. Like he’s so sexy I struggle to watch the movie he’s in because gawd dayum. But I (gay dude) am seriously struggling to imagine sexy time with him because his aura is so suffocatingly straight. Like man I’m trying to imagine him up my ass and I just can’t. He wouldn’t. He’s so goddamn heterosexual. The vibes are straighter than a ruler. This man is the most cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic being ever to graze the internet and I can’t even fuck him in my mind without going “he would not fucking say do that”. It’s a skill issue on my part but I can’t help it. He feels infinitely more homophobic than even bi-curious. Girl help

w.what am I supposed to do about this. hello.

[pangur-and-grim]

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[nongunktional]

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

[terramythos]

oh we are grisping

[orcbara]

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

[orcbara]

people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. "fat boy summer" about average men. "DILF" but only if he's under 40. "bear" about a man built like a superhero. "butch" but not if she's too butch. "monsterfucker" about an anime girl with horns. it's exhausting

[spandexual]

literally. once again my oomf-in-law has got it in one

[bogleech]

The most clueless thing about the democrat reactions (for years now) is that they openly ask all the time how he could get support after being so gross or rude or ridiculous. How have they not noticed that that's been America for generations now. Americans feel insulted by things that feel too serious or dignified or intellectual; they want slurs and memes and blowjob jokes. If one of the two parties had nominated a horse or a pizza or an effigy of shrek the race would still be close.

[prokopetz]

"Ghibliesque", by which we mean our game is characterised by sun-dappled bucolic settings and gameplay mechanics where we talk about our feelings, then at the end of the first session we introduce the Horrors.

[drackir]

My character (a 12 year old librarian who woke up on a miles long colony ship filled with gardens of different biomes built using ancient technology) makes an impassioned speech about the values of stories extending past the life time off the story.

Game master: Roll your heart dice and add an extra dice for aligning to your characters inner goal.

Me: Two 5 and a 6.

Game master: everyone is inspired by your speech. They get one destiny point, have the "bibliophile" trait temporarily and their hair goes all poofy.

Steve: My characters a robot.

GM: their antennas get all poofy

Steve: Sweet!

GM: However, deep in the core of the ship something stirs. A dark wind howls...

[supplementes]