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I blog about bands and stuff Barelycivil.bandcamp.com

[slightmood]

me: can you fucking BELIEVE the riverdale writers get paid to sit there and come up with that shit hjhgfdshjsjhfs

paramedic: could you please just tell me what you ate that could have caused the hives

me: oh. it was playdoh

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[animentality]

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

attacka you with a branch

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

attacka

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

attacka

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

[cursedgarfield]

A literal cursed Garfield

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[corsolanite]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

[dokugaa]

In 2019 we are

eating more soup

[xharpiex]

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

[mrsdewinter]

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out

[jame7t]

Burger King releases Bart Simpson Sauce, 2,400 dead 3,000 missing

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[kosmonin]

[phillip-bankss]

[phillip-bankss]

[unclegrimsley]

free phone wallpapers please like or reblog if using :^)

[t4t4terezi]

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[curioscurio]

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

[curioscurio]

ultra lord