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[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebestoftumbling]

[badkidsjokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[winelandcounty]

Really Useful Life Hacks

[pvwitch]

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

[notusuallyprepared]

The worst thing is that all of these would’ve been legit helpful twenty years ago.

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[obviousplant]

Muppet Screams

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆 part 3

[yuri-alexeyevich]

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[reactionfaces]

[writing-prompt-s]

Image Prompt

[boopednose]

This is the installation wizard

[5oil]

[honyeol]

that’s my OPINION!!!!

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[intenxty]

Buddy the article said sharks are rough

[bransonreese]

No it says they’re smooth

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[girlsandart]

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

[fuocogo]

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

[bestviralposts]

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound