[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[thewingedwolf]

*record scratch*

yep that’s me. so you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[beardedmrbean]

[dungeonrabbit]

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

[the-punforgiven]

[captain-price-returns]

[mlarayoukai]

[bleekay]

[disastersdreamer]

My fatal flaw I think is that I found Rachel in the volcano so funny that I wasn't able to take anything seriously for the next hour. God. Pure fucking comedy methinks.

[simplykodos]

oh my god she showed up, served cunt, and fucking died

[rationales]

Rachel Reilly moments before being thrown into a volcano by a velociraptor.

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

[t4tvampireisms]

There should be more Black vampires in media.

[kuttithevangu]

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

[kuttithevangu]

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It