sylvia luculla

very normal about dead romans

[mcaelius]

starting a pop punk band where every songis a thinly veiled translation of a catullus poem um

[deadhellenist]

can i join your band i was made for this

[thoodleoo]

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

[thoodleoo]

no. begone

[tesdradgon]

They truly are awful. I have to show you (/gen) the strangest one that I have seen.

Would you like Emperor Nero to help you figure out how to visit the Colosseum and the Roman Forum? Probably not, but here he is.

[thoodleoo]

"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!

[mcaelius]

i make a lot of stupid posts but sometimes i get post blog clarity n remember that some of my mutuals r legitimate scholars and professors. and we are talking about getting catullus pregant on the internet

[deadhellenist]

i constantly feel this way on @deadhellenist ❤️

[deadhellenist]

you guys just don't get livia drusilla like i do

[aim-and-ignights]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[thoodleoo]

if you checked this book out of the library more than once as a kid youre gay now

[interretialia]

! Permutatio oblata ! ㅤAccipio: Nihil hahae, noli sollicitari de hac re ㅤAccipis: Magnum equum ligneum

! Trade offer ! ㅤI recieve: Nothing haha, dont worry about it ㅤYou recieve: A big wooden horse

(Fons Imaginis.)

[deadhellenist]

my roman empire is... wait for it guys... 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮

[deadhellenist]

i wish i had the screenshot to prove it by why the fuck did i just get a tumblr notification in LATIN

[indirectly]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,069 slutty, slutty years

[scarletmaster143]

Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

[starlightfae]

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[thoodleoo]

evil euripides out here like it IS rotten work. especially if it's you

[thoodleoo]

you can't even go on a trip to the underworld without having to argue with a bunch of frogs anymore. because of croak

[consulships]

maube theyshouldve got octavian pregnant so he wouldve died in childbirth ,

[shouldtheydivorce]

Should Augustus and Livia divorce?

Yes, absolutely

No, their love is forever

No, they're perfect for each other (derogatory)

They should divorce remarry and divorce again that's how divorced they should be

I don't know these characters but they look cute together

I don't know these characters but they should divorce

I have zero opinion on their relationship status

Voting ended onNov 1, 2024

Reason for divorce:

For one thing it would make it slightly harder for her to poison him and his friends and relatives.