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[domesticateddog]

[deaddolin]

ive been thinking all day about a post on reddit rn thats like "we live in the only universe where post malone isnt a line cook"

[badjokesbyjeff]

Airplane crashed into a cemetery.

Rescuers have already pulled 10,000 dead bodies from the wreckage and are still pulling out more…

[thehobbitskunk]

I’m so confused. Where will they bury the survivors?

[badjokesbyjeff]

I heard Twitter HQ has quite a lot of space nowadays

[godisaboutasrealasthisdick]

okay jeff just hit us with a two hit k.o

[joannofsnark]

you solved my wet riddle ‼️

[bnq]

[erarg]

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[lmaonade]

god i love beverages

[yugiohz]

I’m so obsessed

[yugiohz]

[chaoticconstellation]

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

[chaoticconstellation]

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

[jame7t]

scientists have combined the DNA of a T-Rex and a skeleton to create the world’s first dead dinosaur

[deadmonkey]

Dunno it'd be kinda neat to see an actual dinosaur skeleton rather than one that's been slowly ship-of-Theseus'd over a couple years

[cowboy]

ehy man i Know you're in a weird place right now but what about a joke to clear your mind: what is brown, red and full of lead?

What the fuck

[deadmonkey]

bullet covered in shit, easy next question

[crawly]

There's a 70% AOI in the Atlantic rn and if it forms Hurricane after the end of August that means we'll have had a fully dormant August for the first time since 1997 and the third time in 60 years.

[crawly]

The lemons won't form before September if at all, the one off the coast of Africa looks more likely but that 70% AOI might squeak in before the end of August. I really wonder why the Atlantic Basin has been so quiet this year?

[deadmonkey]

Atlanta basin is winding up to kick you in the nuts

[icedteadrinker]

[deadmonkey]

It's been a million years, just make them the 51st and move on

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

wow tumblr really loves piracy huh. this didn’t break 100 on any other platform, but got 10k notes in less than 24 hours here. yo ho tumblrinas.

[deadmonkey]

I just want to own a physical copy of all of Anton Hand's devlogs and put them in a big safe

[guerrillatech]

Good.

[daggers-drawn]

[theanartist]

First time I saw this post I didn’t notice it was meant to be negative. Thought the exclamation point was due to a sense of joy and triumph.

[fatsexybitch]

[onlinebeast]