A Dead Vampire Ghost

I post random stuff. Like, really random stuff. Also I’m 21 and confused about life so enjoy😎

[srsfunny]

“He’s not usually this playful”

[angelinapillay]

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

[jasontoddiefor]

[sixpenceee]

“My friend bought a new camera and left it on charge when he was at the pub with me. It sent him this notification that motion was detected back at his home - I’ve told him to burn his house. What could it be?” Via

[appleoftheireye]

[valtsv]

one thing that never changes and is always true for everyone is the desire to own a house with a bookcase covering a hidden passage that it slides back to reveal when the correct book is pressed or removed

[valtsv]

interior design peaks here

[anxietyproblem]

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[sixpenceee]

Snake gulping an entire egg bigger than its head. (Source)

[organomiembro]

[eymo]

when ppl play with ur hair

[srsfunny]

Don’t tell me what to do

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of gay pride parades from all over the world, including Chicago, Vancouver, Korea, Sweden, London and Uganda. No one should ever take away the right to love. (Source)

[rose-tinted-wings-oldblog]

Beautiful 💖💛💚💙💜

[trainwrekk]

This makes me so happy

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[mindflamer]

People seemed to like my bi/pan post so I decided to make a similar thing for asexuality! Please know that this is based on my own experiences within the community and I can’t speak for all aces. However I hope this can be a good starter for people to understand. A lot of ace stuff on here is heated arguments and I wanted to get away from that and provide a resource so people can learn without having to wade through the Discourse.

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Please note, I intentionally did not include anything about the “is ace queer” debate because it warrants a whole separate post and I want this to be accessible to anybody willing to learn, despite my personal feelings on that topic. Please do not bring your ace/queer debate onto this post, it is not the place. Thank you!!

Also for my last graphic, people re-posted to other social media and translated it into different languages and I’m totally fine w that! I would love if you keep the bottom credit and let me know if you do this. 😊

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[mindflamer]

bringing this back & adding on that i found a new helpful term to use instead of sex-positive (which is a completely different thing in feminist circles!) - sex-favorable works better when talking abt aces.✌🏻

[mindflamer]

shamelessly reblogging myself for pride month 🌈💕

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

this is beautiful

[lynati]

[jazzybot4]

PREACH

[pyroteknich]

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

[tamagotchihelpline]

Y. E. S.

[perks-of-being-chinese]