[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

@staff

[cathagbheag]

If u wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the thought of talking to anyone in depth is extremely overwhelming

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[joseinextdoor]

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

[katie-the-angel-witch]

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

[yamujiburo]

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

[shinyjiggly]

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

[sorcererlance]

stress from being poor

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[poetsass]

staff after dec 17

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

us: remove porn bots please

staff: remove…. porn

us: n…o…. remove the porn BOTS.

staff: remove porn :)

[mchashimi]

Us: Please remove all pedophile blogs.

Staff: Remove………………ALL BLOGS??

Us: JUST THE PEDOPHILES, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES 

Staff: (☉‿☉) goodbye

[chrishemsworht]

Mike Myers in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) // Mike Myers in Waynes World (1992) 

[cynema]

This is one of the best posts I have ever seen

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[stolentweets]

[eroscestlavie]

the “get help” scene in ragnarok carries a bit more meaning when you remember that loki canonically weighs over 500 pounds for no fucking reason 

[eroscestlavie]

[theburialofstrawberries]

#loki was the first brick thor threw at stonewall

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[huxnothugs]

[lukes-naughty-nephew]