Dear Life... Fuuu

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear World,

You only love once, so why love under the pretense of how others believe how you should live? Make your own perfect life. You're worth more than the sum of other's opinions of you. With love, Kira

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear bitches

Yes, I'm talking to you, who just made someone do something for you because they found you attractive and want you to notice them. Yes, I'm talking to you, who got a guy or girl to buy them a game, skin, subscription because you have nice tits or look fine. Male, female, or doesn't identify, just know this. NO. Your attractiveness is not a ploy to get what you want. Quit being unfair to people who genuinely want your attention. How about you be a decent human being and just talk to them and be friends? Or maybe you could just tell them, 'thanks but no thanks. We're just friends' or 'sorry but I can't accept this' and continue to not be friends with that person. You're being rude and mean, especially if you know it happens and actively use your looks to get people to buy you crap. None of this 'well, they should know better' or 'they want to get me this stuff'. Quit kidding yourself. You're taking advantage of someone who is desperate for your approval or attention. That's like saying 'well people should know they won't win the lottery'. Maybe they don't but they will still try. You are in control of your life. You make the right decisions. It's not your job to teach others right and wrong through example. Treat them how you want to be treated. Sincerely, The only woman she knows that sees using your tits as a means to get guys to get her things as wrong Kira

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear People Who Say They Care,

Look, I get what you're doing. It's only in my best interest, right? But I'm up for adventure and I'm ready to either fall flat on my face and ask for help to be picked up or ready to pass with flying colors. You are only protecting me from the only thing you can't which is the world and all the experiences it has to offer. Instead of standing in my way and reminding me of the failure that is possible to ensue, how about you prepare me for it and wish me luck into battle with all your love and support? It's my time to shine. I'm 22 years old, old enough to know better but young enough to make what I want out of life. So let the judgements rain down but I'm grabbing my helmet, you won't get through. Sincerely, A Rash and Adventure Seeking Kira

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Agitator

I have just as much a right to express my distaste for your actions as you do. And when you whine about the fact it took place in front of someone else and you feel awkward because you had no choice but to listen to me because otherwise people would think that you're a jerk for not caring to my concern, maybe that's because YOU ARE BEING A FKING JERK NOT CARING ABOUT MY CONCERNS. There is a reason that is going the way it is.

-An extremely pissed off Kira

PS: Don't fking talk to me.

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear [insert the name of that person who always comments of your Facebook wall]

My statuses are meant to be funny and light hearted. Sometimes they are serious but they are what they are. They are NOT, however, an invitation to throw your two cents in with every f0cking post! Seriously, you're starting to look desperate. I suggest getting a life. Sincerely, A perturbed Winde TRYING to not blow up on this bloke

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Roommates

No. I'm not your mother.  Take care of your own responsibilities. And TURN OFF THE F0CKING LIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE NOT USING THEM. WE AREN'T A LIGHTHOUSE!

Sincerely

A frustrated Winde tired of cleaning up after you PS: How can you honestly complain at the apartment's cleanliness when you've only cleaned it ONCE since we've lived here for 6 months?

[gothiccharmschool]

Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

[lord-kitschener]

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

[dearlifefuuu]

This

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Life,

You want me to take you seriously but also relax and have a good time. You do realize that's an oxymoron, right?

Sincerely,

A Winde Who's Given Up on Taking Sh1t Seriously <3

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Society,

I'm a chick that likes video games, cigars, ales, poop/sex jokes, and stupid gore movies. Problem?

A Confused Winde Wondering Why Girls Think They Have To Be Ditzy, Unnaturally Twig-Thin, Love Romance Movies, Cook Brilliantly, Be a Damsel-In-Distress Sort of Girl

I rather enjoy my life even if I can't find a guy <3

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Friends,

I love you guys to pieces but when it comes down to it, I'm always going to choose my family.  I hope you can understand.

Love,

A Troubled Winde 

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Deviantart,

Seriously.  Quit making pictures of macaroons a popular picture. Everytime I log into DA there is a new picture of macaroons that made it to the popular page. It's a colorful cookie, yes. Now can we please get back to something that doesn't make me hungry?

Sincerely,

A drooling Winde

You hungry bro?

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Life,

I promise. Things really don't have to be this difficult ALL the time. I mean I see where you're trying to go with this but let me just stop you there. NO. I'm going to bed now.

Sincerely,

An exhausted Winde just waiting for the carpe-ing of the diem 

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Social Life,

It would make me most happy if you could be a thing.  I feel like a mushroom, growing the the dark and damp cell that is my bedroom.

I need friends here. Sincerely,

A Mushroom (Windekresstard) 

PS: Do you know where a friend store is for socially inept people?

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Christopher Eccleston

Why are you so perfect?

Love 

A Mystified Windekresstard

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Love Life

It's totally cool that there are actual guys showing interest in me. However, having a guy tell me he loves me after 2 months of knowing him and only 3 weeks of really getting to know him, is not cool. You know what is also not cool? Having him try to kiss me after I explain to him I don't know how I feel about him and that I think we're just friends. Yeah, that wasn't cool.

Here are some pointers for the next guy you want to introduce to me:

Have him be a nice guy One with some trust issues so I can relate with him Don't let him be overly gushy and romantic, because I'm not that sort of girl Have him share common interests with me Make sure he isn't the kind to rush in a relationship Make sure he's looking for a long term relationship Let him be playful! Video games, wrestling, challenges, all that jazz. I need energy! Order up! Better luck next time.

For now, Winde's Face, please meet your new friend The Wall Sincerely, A Disgruntled Winde Just Looking for Someone WAY too Specific

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear Life...

My moma always told me that honesty was the best policy.

But how come when I tell people the entire honesty, things only get worse? Can you stop giving people the wrong idea? It's really messing with my personal relationships with friends.

K thx bai

Love

Windekresstard 

[dearlifefuuu]

Dear College

I would appreciate if you weren't so freaking difficult.  I spent an entire week studying for this exam, reading the chapters and doing the problems but I didn't understand how to do the homework. Then this exam comes up and I get pwned like it was a freaking tonka truck and I'm an ant.

I am truly trying my best. Can't you be a little nicer?

Sincerely

A defeated Winde