[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[valtsv]

problematic mosquito bite gap relationship

[my-dailydreams]

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[hasufin]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

[despazito]

[maidthings]

keep em comin

[despazito]

[maidthings]

keep em comin

[goth-queen]

[vintagewildlife]

Bay pipefish By: John H. Tashjian From: Life Nature Library: The Fishes 1963

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[bruisepoking-archive]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoking-archive]

ok good I was getting worried