[the-halfling-prince]

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

[frootlooppoptarts]

hey gays are we prepared for teenage sex and death at camp miasma

[fagstaynight]

no one is allowed in my haunted mansion. not even ghost or creepy ghoul. i want to be by myself for a bit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[defectivegembrain]

Prev et al. (2025)

[kaijuerotica]

..........and is there a mr communication?

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Detroit