lucius! we have a fuckery on our hands!

ben, xe/it icon by https://letazieg.tumblr.com/ used with permission!

[pineappical]

does anybody else remember what these two had during drive (2011)

[songoftrillium]

licensed from @morggo

[decayinginyourfoundations]

thew computer might have inhaled too much paint primer

[this-is-trans-joy]

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

[this-is-trans-joy]

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

[this-is-trans-joy]

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

[this-is-trans-joy]

“what the fuck there’s some guy on my ship who the fuck— IS THAT MARKIPLIER????”

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[this-is-trans-joy]

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

[this-is-trans-joy]

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

[this-is-trans-joy]

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 69

Human Version of Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Human Perry art by my personal favorite PnF fan artist @chio-chan2artbox

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

We will be cooked as long as there are any feminists who believe that a child seeing somebody's tits before the age of 18 is tantamount to rape, and therefore only my cis brother can take his shirt off at the beach, because if I do, I will scar some 9-year-old for life. This level of prudishness is unbelievable to me. It's "we want gender egalitarianism and body autonomy!" until I use my body autonomy, and then everyone wants me to know that my body is inappropriate for children and that it is immoral for me not to accommodate their obsession with these completely non-sexual organs of mine. Can we please get our shit together?

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

There's so much moaning and screaming about how scandalous it is for people to walk around with their tits out, and yet none of these people approve of my plans to get a double mastectomy. These people refused to let me not have them, but now they're incensed that I have them. What a great system we've built here. I just adore living in a world where people think my body belongs to everybody except me.

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[dailycatsblog]

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]