Moodle

20s she/her | just vibin with no queue | my two modes are spam and drought :] | icon credit to @sageybug

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[prismatic-bell]

When I was in college my LGBTQIA group had Chris and Kris.

They were the same height.

They were the same build.

They often wore each other’s clothing, although it was hard to tell because they dressed so alike already.

They wore (nearly) the same glasses.

They had the same hair and eye color.

They were in the same major and worked for the same company part time.

I think it is a very good thing that the jokes about fucking your clone weren’t around then, or I might have gotten myself in a lot of trouble.

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[phantomrose96]

Man. Maybe I should. Maybe I should make my first post.

[phantomrose96]

I hope everyone likes this. My first post, that is. This being my first post.

[phantomrose96]

Thinking of sending some cookies to Guam

[maggymage]

I like that you used ypur precious first post on putting a post underwater.

[phantomrose96]

Thank you this is my first time ever inventing the idea of drowning a post because I am brand new and just born

[cannibalchicken]

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[madame-snail-smooches]

watching people get into tma for the first time is SUCH an experience. they'll be like "man Jon is such a cunt he really should be knocked down a peg"

and you just have to sit there quietly and NOT say "oh honey he gets knocked down sooooo many pegs. there are legitamately no pegs left to knock this man down. you are going to be begging him to take some pegs back before the end of this"

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: a cropped panel of Calvin and Hobbes, where Calvin holds a piece of paper and angrily rants while Hobbes sits with crossed arms and nods in agreement. A speech bubble has been added to make it look like Calvin is saying the previous post. End ID.]

[spicyvampire]

Do you think Ilya has developed a Pavlovian response to Shane folding his clothes because Shane folds his clothes before sex, do you think Ilya's teammates call him to go out and he is like "no, Shane is doing the laundry today" and everyone is like what the fuck is he talking about

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

are you "self-aware" or are you intellectualizing your emotions because you don't know how to feel them?

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I like that this one didn't really blow up but it has been the number one most common post I see in my notes ever since. wall-to-wall “hey. fuck you” type responses interspersed with thoughtful reflection.

I continue to have no resolution for this thought, we are poleaxed together, so I'm very pleased that my emotional terrorism has gone according to keikaku.

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 2

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Sid

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[small-witch-big-hat]

Who does it for you?

Jar Jar Binks

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Any minion

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Gene the emoji from the Emoji Movie

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 10

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[scribefindegil]

as someone who wants to make Every Art And Craft, Ever, All The Time it's actually suuuuuuch a relief when I come across a technique that I don't vibe with aesthetically. my pile of Things To Learn is endless and ever-growing and normally every time I see a new thing it's like well. there it goes. on the infinite pile. so on the rare occasions i see something i DON'T have a fervent and immediate desire to learn I'm just oh wow I don't like this. thank fucking god.

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years