le unlovablé handeu

oil spillz (thebodyreblooming sideblog)

[yaoiblackmold]

So many of the pop girls want to be Lana del rey so badly but they can never quite copy her vibes because they do not have the amount of internalised misogyny that lana has which is required to write like an aging divorced white man who's poetry is mainly about his divorced bitch wife written from the perspective of the wife

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[queenhawke]

"But I guide you to the Rothko Chapel, where inside, you unburden yourself and weep uncontrollably."

[fruitgravies]

codependent 🐰🦊

insta • twt • bsky

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[sillystigmata]

The divorced couple of all time.

[notkatniss]

it’s always the most deranged bitch in the room telling another deranged bitch to seek a professional. mama hold hands and dial together

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[reputayswift]

love the journey he goes on here

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat tiny desk concert

[ihateornithologists]

ngl i was genuinely expecting something like this

[alenseress]

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition"

or whatever gay people say

[tiktaalic]

-goes to the brothers fighting show

-asks if they have fratricide in their cain storyline

-showrunner asks what I mean

-spend ten minutes explaining fraticide

-he laughs. “it’s good cain storyline sir”

-goes to the cain storyline

-it’s about wives

[schusseltier]

let him speak….

[schusseltier]

They wanted to and you can’t tell me otherwise

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Whoever is listening realising they went bankrupt so they could listen to this shit:

[scorchedhearth]

characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way