Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit
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fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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if i look back, i am lost
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Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit
Found the post!
fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger
[ID: A simple drawing of two people in a kitchen. They are at a stove with a pan on it and a counter with what could be a stick of butter. The two people are vague forms with faces featureless but for the eyes. The taller figure, whose eyes look judgy, is labeled: “my dad who wants the brussels sprouts to be healthy”. The shorter figure is cooking, and looking startled at the dad, and is labeled: “me who wants the brussels sprouts to fuck like hell”. /end ID]
sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
one of my favorite gags is when the characters huddle and gossip. these were the only ones I could remember off the top of my head but I think there's more
We love this nerd bird very much, but Tyler is @deenaabeanie's wonderful dork to expose 👀
Oh nooo no choice but to talk about my moron
Tyler is one of my oldest characters. He's been with me since I was a teenager and has gone through a looooot of iterations. But he's one of the ones who settled on a fairly consistent core and stayed that way, pretty much unchanging no matter his circumstances. Wherever I put him, he likes to exist in a particular way. Usually that means his story is about him trying to exist in places that are less than flexible to someone like him.
He's very uptight, very clever, and very antisocial, at least at the beginning of a story. He struggles to make friends and struggles to trust people. I often put him in situations where he doesn't get to connect with anyone authentically, or where his relationships are purely transactional. So when he runs into someone who actually wants to get to know him for him, he finds it suspicious as hell and drives them away by being a nasty little turd. It takes a very patient soul to draw him out and make him realise he's not under threat of friendship. But if you put in the time and effort, he's a very sweet, passionate and loving person. He really wants to be loved, and he really wants to love. He's just usually in a position where he doesn't believe in it.
In the floof AU, Tyler is a captive bird. Birds are kept by humans as pets or slaves, and in that way he's actually one of the more fortunate ones. Eventually he's adopted by an old apothecary who's quite lonely and ends up treating him like a surrogate son, training him in his craft. It's not unusual to have a bird running tasks for you. It's very unusual for that bird to inherit your home after you die. Tyler does his best to stay put in that society out of stubbornness, but he quickly finds he can't deal with the prejudice of people who consider him stupid and a lesser being. The second they have someone available with more medical knowledge than him, he's driven away and put under threat of being captured.
This is where V'sun comes in. V'sun is a bit of a meddler. He can't help himself. He was raised outside human society, so from Tyler's perspective he has weird boundaries, aka no boundaries. He doesn't understand that you're not supposed to climb in through people's windows, or touch people's stuff. He thinks he's being nothing but courteous to someone who's clearly in need of help, because a lone grounded bird is a dead bird. Tyler feels very threatened by him at first, then just exasperated. But because V'sun never seemed to be trying to get something out of him, he very quickly becomes the first person Tyler trusts. (For Tyler, that leads very quickly into a crush, because... I mean, u see him? U see his stupid hot face right? We're all seeing this it's a normal reaction to a face like that)
When V'sun gets Tyler away safely, he becomes part of a flock, and suddenly he's facing a whole different type of discrimination. Birds are an intelligent, well put together species with a huge culture of their own, and Tyler has never participated in any of it. A lot of that is down to his inability to fly, and his reluctance to learn. He's scared of heights, and he finds the whole thing a little distasteful, if he's honest. Living up high makes him dizzy, and the idea of not being able to get from place to place without flying is scary to him. He and V'sun end up in a colony of birds that specialises in looking after others in a similar situation, birds who are crippled or injured, so it's a bit more accessible. Even so, there are a lot of downsides to being flightless in a flighted community. In particular, he faces ire as someone who is whole and healthy, and therefore just unwilling to try. The psychological element of not being able to fly is more difficult for people to understand.
Some of our fave world building for the floofs came from him, side note. For example, Tyler is bad at eating like a bird, even though it's significantly healthier for him. Birds have a slightly different diet to humans: no milk, no cheese, and none of the heavy salt humans use to preserve food. That salt is actually horrible for birds, and part of why they migrate with their food instead. Tyler doesn't know any of this. It turns out part of the reason he's been so ill is that he's been living like a human when he shouldn't be. That infuriates him, because he feels like he should have known better, because he's not supposed to be stupid. He has a lot of genuinely good knowledge about plants, making medicines, even simple first aid that other people don't have. It frustrates him that none of it is respected, just because it came from a human origin.
He also wears glasses, which is really unusual among birds. They tend to either have good eyesight, or, if they don't, just live with it, because tools like that don't really occur to them. It's likely his poor diet as a child contributed to some sight deficiency, so he actually needs a tool that can only really be made in human society. To some extent, for him to exist comfortably, he has to have an item other people can't make.
... /very long side note
Over time he proves his worth as an apothecary and gardener. Those are talents that basically require you to stay in place, in a species that tends to be migratory, but boy is heckin stubborn and makes it work. He cultivates gardens and brings his skills to the flock in ways they could've never predicted,I think. Him being inflexible makes him weirdly good at problem solving?? He's always gonna be a type A priss about the whole process, but once he finds his place, confidence follows, and a confident and secure Tyler is a Tyler who will do anything for the people he cares about.
He has a love-hate relationship with Raul for V'sun attention, ends up having two daughters, and does eventually learn to fly but this is already so long help. Another time maybe 👀
see her fabulous
life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
look. look at my book.
Happy Pride, I just self-published a book with gay and horrors called Flame-Keeper, Frost-Daughter.
Here's the absolutely gorgeous cover, made by our own @antiquedeuce
There's lesbians, there's a prominent enby, there's discussions of grief and dealing with the expectations others have for you when you're just a kid but they see you as the key to everything, there's monsters and ghosts and magic and a weird horrible old woman.
There's a second book also that I'm working on now which I hope to release in less than three years ideally, it would be great if I could release it next year but The Day Job is a thing.
Check out the ebook on Barnes & Noble and/or Kobo!
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Read "Flame-Keeper; Frost-Daughter" by Kaitlin E. Kime available from Rakuten Kobo. Featuring a slow-burn sapphic romance and a subverted Ch
Print version coming later this month (I hope) if you like a real object you can hold in your little pizza hands
I'll have signed copies of the real book on my Ko-Fi later on also, so stay tuned for that
Thank you for looking, have a good weekend
Perhamps you would enjoy a free sample? A little five chapters to taste? Well here they are! (You can also get samples from the ebook shop pages but I might as well use this pdf I made right)
Yay book!
Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content
guy who plays popular ttrpgs: how do you calculate flame damage
guy who plays indie ttrpgs: how do you calculate ignition ravages
popular ttrpg guy: I am building a warrior this time
indie ttrpg guy: I am building a "muscle" character this time
nobilis guy: the session never really came together but I was going to play as "quiet walks home from loud places"
nobilis players in the tags:
There's enough people in the tags who want to play Nobilis to convene a couple games of Nobilis.
And after all, in the words of Jenna Moran:
Nobilis: The Essentials (aka 3rd Edition)
Nobilis: the Game of Sovereign Powers (2002 Edition, aka the Big White Book)
Nobilis 4th Edition: coming early 2025
To the people in the tags asking "What's Nobilis," please allow me to share my favorite piece of game-related ephemera ever, the mini-pamphlet giving a quick in-game overview of the world, as compiled by "The Power of Helpful Documentation" (and released around the time the Great White Book was released...)
Interior Page:
Exterior Page:
Enjoy!
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
You forgot the part where the shop owner picks some raspberries from this free field in other to do a special fruit salad that includes raspberries, because they didn’t actually have any seeds anymore, before the bob-omb incident.
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun
im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post
Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af
another graveyard banger
i cant stop saying "grisp it"
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
inspired by this image of a panic attack during a CT scan
me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy