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“never fuggedaboutit” (nyc mobster remembering 9/11)

holy trinity, batman!!

what is an english teacher except the substitutes we met along the way

trying this new strain. apparently it's called "the shindig". straight up can't stop, think I'm addicted

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subway shops are kinda americas equivalent of hibachi restaurants but less fun cause they don't squirt oil in your mouth like sake

watching NASCAR while eating m&ms, monster, and red bull and eating more of whatever snack based on whichever sponsored car is in the lead

I don't card count during blackjack cause I don't wanna hurt the casinos feelings

my neurodivergent ass probably so good at poker cause I forget to make facial expressions all the time and I'd have no idea

the only way sean evans could make me cry on hot ones was if he punched me in the teeth

call me divine machinery the way I wanna be peoples guardian so bad but I only can through the internet

"ok smokeyjak!! say the line!!"

o-only you can p-prevent forest fires...

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