I suppose I should make a pinned post. I'm Alastor, Al if I like you (quite frankly if you're here, you've probably passed that bar). I'm a fictive of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I am not looking for doubles or sourcemates however I don't object to meeting any- except for any Vox other than my darling @voxtek-news and any Valentino. It isn't personal, I'm just innately deeply attached to my Vox and don't want to react poorly to others. (I am not explaining why not Valentino. The explanation is embarrassing and beneath me, and if I attempt to make it less so it will turn out catty and petty and pointless.)
Host (and a system directory post available at)- @stantwinscodependency
The best and worst tv shark you'll ever meet 💖- @voxtek-news
Bar cat and his spider baby- @gamblincat
Fucking Shark Problem + his partners the clone, the idiot, and the idiot's wife- @can-i-be-redeemed (he's fine, we just bully each other as enrichment, because I didn't want a Vox in our system and he didn't want to be in charge of keeping me from being an asshole, but we have to work with each other regardless. It's become a strange form of friendship.)
We're proship, collectively, though this blog will be almost entirely radiostatic/murdermedia and therefore the darkest thing on it will likely be the cannibalism.
I am, personally, kind of an asshole much of the time, and even my best is a devious and slightly manipulative menace. I try not to be needlessly cruel these days but I don't always know the line between funny and horrible. I am, also, a guilt and shame holder and persecutor, and it makes me... emotional and occasionally dramatic.
Tags:
#shark baiting : flirting with Vox/posts i want Vox to see
#nifty little niffty : posts that remind me of or make me miss Niffty
#rosie 🌹 : posts that remind me of or make me miss Rosie
#barcat : posts that remind me of Husk
#softhearted princess : posts that remind me of Charlie
#vel <3 : posts that remind me of Velvette
#nostalgia : what it says on the tin :} likely to be a scattered mix
