abernathy's nicotine addiction

"I see a pretty mouth or a moody pair of eyes and imagine all sorts of deep affinities, private kinships."

[ddeerslayer]

Man screw this cold, give it to Bunny Corcoran that fucker deserves it not me damn

[thenightwifeoftheladybird]

Richard had just discovered that Henry and Camilla were lovers when he described him as physically ‘mediocre,’ so I’ve always personally attributed it to jealousy and resentment. There seems to be a considerable leap between “He might have been handsome had his features been less set” and “I'd always thought that only the formality of his bearing saved him from mediocrity, as far as looks went.”

This approximately 6'5" man, square jaw, deep blue eyes, “dark, glossy hair,” “strong as an ox,” with a “tigerish grace,” seems anything but mediocre to me, and if you add to that a privileged and fascinating mind, “how good he is at anything he tries,” nobility of spirit, poet's soul and extraordinary courage, Henry Winter is literally a prince among men.

[heynhay]

happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.

[arinatwt]

my the secret history casting headcanons (warning: very dark academia)

1. julian morrow

2. richard papen

3. francis abernathy

4. henry winter

5. charles macaulay

[chaotic-bean07]

Okay sue me for wanting the Saja Boys to be friends and not just acquaintances. I WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME HAPPINESS IN THAT HELL OKAY???

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[kragehund-est]

they say "i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" and it's some shit i would wish on the 47th person down on my enemy list. im starting to think some of you don't have real enemies

[2006aquamarine]

read the secret history. here are my thoughts:

they needed jobs.

[siriuslyobsessedwithfiction]

Where I'm from, there's a saying which roughly translates to "An idle man was throwing a punch up his own ass". That's what they were doing.

[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[homunculus-argument]

I fucking hate the french language. They'll call something shit like "the fatal allure of the dark shimmering mistress" and it's slang for when you stick your dick in a wine bottle and get stuck.

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[the-muppet-joker]

I told my wife.

[deerslayerr]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, MY HUSBAND? I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER-

[the-muppet-joker]

Light Yagami hated the sound of grinding teeth. He hated it now, even as he ground his own teeth in frustration, tossing over in his bed furiously, holding his pillow over his ears to block out the noise of his, hm, active neighbors. His apartment was relatively nice, and it was paid for entirely by his wealthy detective wife, so he tried not to complain about the little things. Like his neighbors who fucked, loudly, every night from dusk until dawn. He furrowed his eyes closed and tried to remind himself of all the nice things in his apartment- the countertops were made from solid granite, for example.

"Darling, this wet for me already?"

Jesus Christ, Light thought, pulling his blanket up over his head for good measure. It did nothing to block out the croaking moan that infiltrated his ears.

"Gods, you look so good for me, Kermit,"

Like the frog? Light thought to himself. What a stupid name. If I had been born with a stupid name like that I'd probably kill people.

"Ah- ah-"

A different voice.

"Joker, please, stop teasing me! I've been so good for you!"

These people are animals. How can anyone be this loud during sex? Light wished his wife were home. They could have sensible, quiet intimacy in the dark like God intended.

Wait is the other guy's name Joker

"AH- TOUCH MY DIRTY MUPPET HOLE, JOKER!"

What the fuck is going on over there?! Light curled into a ball, willing away the heat pooling in his abdomen. He was not about to get hard listening to his neighbor's bizarre role play.

"Oh, I'll touch your muppet hole, alright," the other voice (Joker?) chuckled darkly. "I love when you sing out your love for me..."

"Am, am I being too loud, Joker?"

Yes, thought Light.

"No," said Joker. "I would never dream to silence you, no matter how loud you are. I could never be ashamed of you. I would never leave you. I love you for who you are. I love you. I love you."

Light felt inexplicable tears prick at his eyes as, equally inexplicably, he came to the realization that his whole entire hog was throbbing hard. For the beautiful, unconditional love between a muppet and a Joker.

Then Joker got out the Jrap On (Joker Strap On

[deerslayerr]

let me enhance this lovely thing with the classic but meaningful: i miss who i was thirty seconds ago

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

I love watching all the Henry winter girlies pass the same black and white picture of some man with glasses around like a blunt

[theconcealedweapon]

[rosslynpaladin]

Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.

Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.

[nebylitsa]

“suffering doesn’t make you better, it just makes you suffer” - maus

[shinraalpha]

"Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them." - caduceus clay

[quasi-normalcy]

Where's that post about how Van Gogh didn't make art because he had depression, he made art because he had a brother who loved him and tried his best to support him and keep him alive through his depression.

[therichardpapen]

still thinking about that time I called Henry all day over and over again and he didn’t fucking pick up but the second little miss incest called he was happy to chat. fml

[pileofrcks]

Guys I’m literally Richard papen

[deerslayerr]

start moonwalking if you need help