The most dashing of hyphens

Emmett's my name. He/they, please! That white transmasc friend. Soft butch dyke. Autistic/ADHD. Mobility aid user + cripplepunk. 28 years old. Queer Christian in the intersectional liberation theology way. There will be NSFW text posts at the least here: proceed at ur own risk!

[gothish]

[dashing-hyphen]

:D!

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Voting ended on2h

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[willabee]

pov you are watching jeopardy with willabee

[amyamyamywinehouse]

Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids

[amerykah]

It’s giving this

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[loislanespulitzerprize]

he is helping!!

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[shiningother]

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

[lamignonette]

[loislanespulitzerprize]

scrunge

[alienfuckeronmain]

Commissions Open

Hi everyone! My mom had a massive stroke Saturday night and is in the neurology ICU indefinitely on life support, for multiple organ system failures.While insurance will (hopefully) pay for her ongoing treatment, my wife and I have both taken off work to head to Fresno, and are having to pay to stay at a hotel in the meantime. I cannot tattoo from here but I CAN take both art and writing commissions provided people understand it might not be awhile until I can give you your piece. I am usually pretty good about turnaround but obviously this is extenuating circumstances. Please DM me for my rates.

You can also help my purchasing my books and classes!

Thorngale and Salivation on amazon

Paperbacks on Barnes and Noble

ebooks and classes on my website

thanks everyone. As many of you know my dad died just a year ago and it's been a really rough year financially and emotionally.

[dashing-hyphen]

Babyyyyy