The most dashing of hyphens

Emmett's my name. He/they, please! That white transmasc friend. Soft butch dyke. Autistic/ADHD. Mobility aid user + cripplepunk. 28 years old. Queer Christian in the intersectional liberation theology way. There will be NSFW text posts at the least here: proceed at ur own risk!

[gothish]

[massachusetts-official]

MASSACHUSETTS MASSACHUSETTS MASSACHUSETTS YAAAAAAAAAA

BEST STATE EVERRRRRRRRRRR

Ain't that the damn truth

[lopkelepke]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[dashing-hyphen]

:D!

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Voting ended onJul 23

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[willabee]

pov you are watching jeopardy with willabee

[amyamyamywinehouse]

Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids

[amerykah]

It’s giving this

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[loislanespulitzerprize]

he is helping!!

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over