The most dashing of hyphens

Emmett's my name. He/they, please! That white transmasc friend. Soft butch dyke. Autistic/ADHD. Mobility aid user + cripplepunk. 28 years old. Queer Christian in the intersectional liberation theology way. There will be NSFW text posts at the least here: proceed at ur own risk!

[gothish]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[loislanespulitzerprize]

he is helping!!

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[shiningother]

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

[lamignonette]

[loislanespulitzerprize]

scrunge

[alienfuckeronmain]

Commissions Open

Hi everyone! My mom had a massive stroke Saturday night and is in the neurology ICU indefinitely on life support, for multiple organ system failures.While insurance will (hopefully) pay for her ongoing treatment, my wife and I have both taken off work to head to Fresno, and are having to pay to stay at a hotel in the meantime. I cannot tattoo from here but I CAN take both art and writing commissions provided people understand it might not be awhile until I can give you your piece. I am usually pretty good about turnaround but obviously this is extenuating circumstances. Please DM me for my rates.

You can also help my purchasing my books and classes!

Thorngale and Salivation on amazon

Paperbacks on Barnes and Noble

ebooks and classes on my website

thanks everyone. As many of you know my dad died just a year ago and it's been a really rough year financially and emotionally.

[dashing-hyphen]

Babyyyyy

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[dashing-hyphen]

I love you all. *Picks you all up like kittens*

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)