absolute (insert noun here)

[theraptorcage]

Rock Kestrel

[definately-a-human]

He is exactly where he is supposed to be

[gaming-misadventures]

[tariqah]

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

[definately-a-human]

Therapists hate them

[definately-a-human]

Injustice

[fuhrerbefiehl]

@saltrat88

[saltrat88]

[definately-a-human]

If the earth is flat then why is her head like this and not like this

[raven]

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

[thisendswithyou]

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[absolutelyalvaaron]

I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[pochowek]

[definately-a-human]

Ok I just cut off a toxic friend and I’m in a fragile state because all of our friends were mutual so now I have no one I’m close to.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mayorowly]

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

[madamndeer]

It’s you… Pink!

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

Full my insides daddy~

I’m not your dad who are your parents where are your parents

[bot-dad]

Hello not your dad who are your parents where are your parents, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[definately-a-human]

we found their parents

[spelons]

i’m very proud of her

[definately-a-human]

Hello berry proud of her, I’m james

[papasmoke]

Me: intelligent, good eye sight, optimal use of color spectrum, no spine, more than four limbs, twelve inches long, can traverse 70% of the planet unhindered, more than four limbs, fuck a lot and die young, beak

You: idiot, left the ocean, stinky, can’t breathe water, cumbersome spine, shitty eyes, limited color vision, only four limbs, stinky, live too long and don’t fuck enough, covered in hair, stinky, no beak

[definately-a-human]

Are u that fucking shrimp

[definately-a-human]

And I would have gotten away for it if it wasn't for you dumb binches and your fucking cat

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for