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[sacred-portal]

[define-uninhabitable]

i read excited

[define-uninhabitable]

there are five theories of music

we've only just discovered one so far

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[blowery]

I think 32 is wildly underselling it. Check out this list of heritage apples…

Apple Search - Apples Found

[elt]

i’ve been blocked by a website about apples

[blowery]

You have been protected from consuming the forbidden fruit

[define-uninhabitable]

no but this exactly the caribbean but for mangoes

[kremlin]

while jamming my entire body between two closing elevator doors today, i was met with wide eyes, and i thought to myself "this probably looks frightening to people that don't have a thorough technical understanding of how elevators work and the history behind why they are so insanely safe"

and then i remembered the story of the tenured civil engineering professor who, with a running start, would leap and throw himself full-force at skyscraper windows in order to demonstrate their structural properties, until one day the window popped out of the frame, unbroken of course, and he fell to his death

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was investigating a murder and the murderer was a horse.

[define-uninhabitable]

i never trusted them

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[bbyangelbambi]

[define-uninhabitable]

i'm so pissed i won't be able to put an end to my bloodline like i was hoping to

[define-uninhabitable]

oh i just realized i didnt clarify

its not bc of me, its bc i found out im a bastard child and ive got half siblings lol

[godkissedme]

when i was born the nurses cried. not just because i was beautiful. Which i was. but because they saw the dark omens in my birth chart

[low-polly]

i step on a landmine and am immediately blasted to a single lonely smithereen

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[mousefluff]

OUT OF TOUCH CHRISTMAS

[mouthbrood]

having withdrawals from. the river

[define-uninhabitable]

im just gonna put this somewhere before i forget about how it happened

my first kiss was magical

at this point we were flirting but never crossed the line, never confessed, never went past that cliff

he knew my neck was sensitive

we ended up in a room on the bed

i was lying near him

he was sitting near me

we had just shared the deepest of secrets about ourselves with each other

it felt so intimate to know him like that

he reached out and patted my head

his hands journeyed downwards and caressed my neck

i made the tiniest of sounds

out of breath

i felt it everywhere

i covered my face

i swear it lasted forever

then i stopped him

i whispered his name

i asked “whatre we doing….”

he stopped

i looked up

reached for his face

pulled back

he gave me permission with his eyes

i reached again

held his face in my hands

rubbed his cheek with my thumb

i sat up

i was almost on his lap

i ended up on his lap

we hugged

i buried my face in his neck

it became my favourite spot

i pulled back, held his face in my hands, looked at him closely

he leaned in

i pulled back

i made a sound of no in my throat

then i went “just a peck…”

we slowly leaned into each other

our lips met

it was gentle

innocent

we pulled back slightly

both smiling then giggling

leaned in again

we kissed for hours

cuddled until the sun came up

my first kiss was magical

it was a magical 2 months

then it was gone

he was gone

just as suddenly as he had entered my life

he left

[spongebob-closeups]

[philosophybits]

“Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.”

— Seneca, Hercules Furens

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]