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popokko-deactivated20210315

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

popokko-deactivated20210315

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

zandraart

the grotto

art--woonz

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sweetd3lights

poshtearex

Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.

Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like

Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.

Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.

Sorcerers: I was born with magic.

Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.

Bard: I play the fiddle lmao

they-call-me-ace

wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality

bard: doot doot magic flute

pomegran-art

🎵And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say ‘man, what are you doing here?’🎵

the-bug-witch

BULBMIN

Aka: literally everything in pikmin is the cutest

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

I’m not sorry.

panickedmartian

EIGHT MEME COMBO

smooththegoofyshark

FATALITY

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

We have officially created a new language

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

I just had to do it to em

phoneykin

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

M E M E T E N

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

OwO?

louchie

lady-byleth

STOP IT

xiaodanart

I’m making voidfish prints!

taz-ids

[ID] A colorful digital painting of the Voidfish. The voidfish resembles a large jellyfish done in a multitude of purples and blues. The bell of the voidfish is mostly dark blues that are swirled around like clouds. There are specks of white inside of the bell that resemble stars, and light is glowing softly from inside of it. There are many tentacles flowing from the bell. The ones on the outer edge are dark lines, while the ones in the center are large and billowy. The background is a dark purple and there are several small stars and a small planet with a ring and a moon next to the voidfish. [end ID]

theartofanimation

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beggars-opera

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

we-are-rogue

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. - I’ve No More Fucks To Give

I’ve tried, tried, tried and I’ve tried even more I’ve cried, cried, cried and I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled and begged in hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive to get everything done I’ve played by all the rules but I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed, I’ve laughed, alas to no avail I’ve run ‘round like a moron to unequivocally fail

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, but they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off, they’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane They’ve come back ‘round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects but my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!