Not King Boo

I have no interest in trapping Mario in a painting or other nefarious deeds involving ghostly antics. On a more serious note, I am unaffiliated with Nintendo in any capacity.

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[sm-64-luigi]

I’A DON’T WANT TO BE DRAFTED!!!

KEEP ME OUT OF WHAT THE US JUST DID, OKI DOKI?!?

[definitely-not-king-boo]

The last time people were drafted like that was in the 1970s, and given the low popularity of the current administration in the United States, I have some level of assurance in that giving everyone guns like that would be against the government's aims in this, especially in that patriotism, which regulated previous drafts as a social force, is now tied in the eyes of many to the alt right.

[sm-64-luigi]

Bowser is’a no more! Yahoo! Princess Peach is’a saved forever!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

He's gone? He's gone! HE'S GONE!

Now I'm the main villain!

[sm-64-luigi]

Unfortunately, that also’a means that Mario won’t be a plot device anymore in our’a games.

he’ll’a be… uhm, Mario Mario. At full power.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

oh no

[sm-64-luigi]

Bowser is’a no more! Yahoo! Princess Peach is’a saved forever!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

He's gone? He's gone! HE'S GONE!

Now I'm the main villain!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Do you know what it's like to get a headache when your whole body is head? Miserable.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Everything you reblog something it looks like your PFP is licking the icon

It is

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Sometimes you just need to put someone somewhere. Your enemies? A painting! Your allies? Mysterious glowing crystals that leave them feeling empowered and with strange jagged lines along their body! Your supplies? A convenient storage closet on the 4th floor that your employees keep complaining about having spiders even though they were tasked with cleaning it last week!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Where do I go, since I'm your ex's son

[definitely-not-king-boo]

There's a couple hundred spare rooms from last time Luigi came through and kidnapped my employees (I only got about half of them back this time) so you can have your pick of them. I would recommend not taking the one that lifeguard had, the chlorine smell is NOT going to leave.

Also, if E. Gadd sees this, PLEASE GIVE THEM BACK, WE'RE DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Sometimes you just need to put someone somewhere. Your enemies? A painting! Your allies? Mysterious glowing crystals that leave them feeling empowered and with strange jagged lines along their body! Your supplies? A convenient storage closet on the 4th floor that your employees keep complaining about having spiders even though they were tasked with cleaning it last week!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Sometimes you just need to put someone somewhere. Your enemies? A painting! Your allies? Mysterious glowing crystals that leave them feeling empowered and with strange jagged lines along their body! Your supplies? A convenient storage closet on the 4th floor that your employees keep complaining about having spiders even though they were tasked with cleaning it last week!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Why are you trying to steal papa's minions?

A goomba or a koopa shell might clog up that cursed vacuum quite well. Also, Bowser's been "borrowing" mine for years, so maybe it's time the goombas get dental.

[iggykoopa24]

I have

To my

Gun

To

Head!

Bye! bye!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Did you like take that picture from me, Iggy?

[definitely-not-king-boo]

[king-konpei]

Delete Bowser Jr.

Bring back Koopa Kid.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Hey that's not nice >:[

@sm64-bowser-da-simp, Can you smite them for me, papa?

[majorafan2000]

Delete Bowser. Bring back his brother.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

If you ever lay a finger on my son I will BURN YOUR FACE!

[sm64goomba]

i fucking swear to god i wish his brother was my boss again

[definitely-not-king-boo]

You could always have

A different boss

[sm64mario]

Mario Pose!

Yah!

[sm-64-luigi]

Luigi Pose!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[sm64waluigi]

WALUIGI POSE

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[sm64-wario]

Wario Pose!

Waaaa- wait. Waluigi already did'a that.

Uh...

WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Sleepy Pose!

YEEEYHAWW!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Revived after being gone for way to long Pose

MWHEAHAHAHA!

[sm64-green-toad]

I’m going to draw you doing something stupid pose!

Yayy

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

I’m going to burn your house down pose!

GWAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA

[sm64goomba]

i don't make enough money to feed my four kids and have to work too much pose

FUCK

[definitely-not-king-boo]

'If you join my army, housing and food will be provided along with safe accommodations for family, there's tons of opportunities to climb the ranks, really cheap insurance including health and dental, generous pay, and your adversaries capture instead of stomping you, so you'd be much better off with me' pose

[dogpuppy]

[veryconfusedhumanhelp]

@sm-64-luigi are you, perhaps, up slamming your goob right now?

[sm-64-luigi]

not in’a that context, but yes, i’a defeat the ghosts.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Hey! He's on laundry duty! Leave him alone!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Some of my people were blocking the way to every one of Bowser's little hiding places, but when Luigi was tearing his way through my strongholds, did you see so much as a single goomba there? No!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Maybe I'll get an appearance in a movie some day

[sm64mario]

You were in the first one! You'a was in the-

hold on let me double check

You'a was at Bowser's Wedding!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Oh

I thought that was a nightmare

[sm64mario]

It was a nightmare.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Yeah

Having to watch the turtle I loved get married to someone else

I had to pull in another boo with a fake crown halfway through because I couldn't stand it anymore

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

:(

[sm64toad]

I REALLY THINK YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW LOVER, YOUR HIGHNESS. BOWSER UH.. DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE THE BEST MAN FOR YOU...??

[definitely-not-king-boo]

I'm DONE with him. And after all he put me through, one day I'll have my revenge.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Maybe I'll get an appearance in a movie some day

[sm64mario]

You were in the first one! You'a was in the-

hold on let me double check

You'a was at Bowser's Wedding!

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Oh

I thought that was a nightmare

[sm64mario]

It was a nightmare.

[definitely-not-king-boo]

Yeah

Having to watch the turtle I loved get married to someone else

I had to pull in another boo with a fake crown halfway through because I couldn't stand it anymore

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

:(

[sms-bowser-jr]

It'll be ok, dw

I wasn't even invited and I'm his son, if that makes you feel better