DefinitelyNotACrab

[definitelynotacrab]

Hello two legged creatures of the land, I am not a crab, just a regular tumblr user like you, definitely just a regular tumblr user. Not a crab.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[definitelynotacrab]

T h e f t

[thereissomethingunderthestairs]

Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)

[definitelynotacrab]

Crab bread strikes again! Aaaa!

[time-woods]

crabmultitool

crabmultitool

[definitelynotacrab]

🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?

Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.

🦀💨💨

Oh sHI-

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

[definitelynotacrab]

[definitelynotacrab]

🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?

Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.

🦀💨💨

Oh sHI-

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

[definitelynotacrab]

[definitelynotacrab]

🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?

Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.

🦀💨💨

Oh sHI-

[thy-flesh-consumed420]

[bogleech]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[bob-and-bobal-deactivated202406]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[v-1enna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[cas-gpt]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[afterhourswjay]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[just-biotite-me]

I don’t think I’m hans

[ziggiethegreat]

To those thinking we’ll actually find Hans:

[morkify]

I am not hands but we will find them eventually

[ahno-nimus]

the me is not the hans.

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

My nameis Jeff

[definitelynotacrab]

I’m a not a crab, but if I was crab law dictates that no crab can be named Hans. Take this as you will.

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

Get dat lopster off my poste!

[definitelynotacrab]

Aww :(

[house-ad]

[definitelynotacrab]

The crabs invade Halloween

[montereybayaquarium]

Have you picked out your Halloween costume yet? This decorator crab is going as a seaweed salad.  

Decorator crabs adorn themselves with little bits of their surroundings—anything from algae and anemones to rocks and shells—to camouflage with their habitat. What would you grab to blend in with your environment?

[catchymemes]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[bob-and-bobal-deactivated202406]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[v-1enna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[cas-gpt]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[afterhourswjay]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[just-biotite-me]

I don’t think I’m hans

[ziggiethegreat]

To those thinking we’ll actually find Hans:

[morkify]

I am not hands but we will find them eventually

[ahno-nimus]

the me is not the hans.

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

My nameis Jeff

[definitelynotacrab]

I'm a not a crab, but if I was crab law dictates that no crab can be named Hans. Take this as you will.

[lzrdprsn]

mutuals, I am dropping full sized candy bars in your pumpkin shaped pail.

[sandmandaddy69]

[definitelynotacrab]

Bread crabs strike again

[zerothejackal05]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO