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Hello I'm Megan and I'm a 13 yr old boy who thinks arguing on the Internet is edgy

[sobeitjay2]

Some people just be filler episodes

[australiansanta]

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

[latenights]

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

[shounenchild]

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

[dankmemeuniversity]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i don’t go nowhere without my ruler

[dairtocare]

Why

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

incase my dick grow on accident

[slavery]

any famous bloggers wanna collab 

[golfgalaxy]

i’m down

[slavery]

what should we do

[golfgalaxy]

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[wishthatiwascassysgirl]

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

[d0rkwonder]

Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

[sexynakedblackguy]

People: “So tell me about yourself”

My introvert ass thinking about who I am:

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[trasemc]

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts