just here

[defnotinparadise]

Nagluto ko ug humba gabie, tas maoy paniudto nako karon sa trabaho.

[defnotinparadise]

*Tries to take a screenshot of sharing your screen in Teams so I can teach old peeps at work how to do it. Gets distracted by my brows*

[striders]

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

[mi-ciudad]

i walk into the men’s room and can hear the sounds of pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[defnotinparadise]

And it's a no.

[defnotinparadise]

+1, murag hapit na jud, pero wala gihapon. Dawatdawat lang sa ta. Mas layo man nuon akong naabtan this time. So, i guess that's something.

Uswag ug salig lang sa jud ta ani.

[adamtotscomix]

[mi-ciudad]

i don't really want to do the WORK today i don't really want to do the work TODAY i don't REALLY want to do the work today i DON'T want to do the work today

[1000hp]

Just ate a bunch of chicken and rice 😮‍💨

[imafagdevotedtomenfeet2]

[fullleatherman]

[uraltsfavoritealt]

i like to tease

[calicearcano]

[wiionme]

[theonceandfuturetwink]

i just turned 179 degrees clockwise instead of 1 degree counterclockwise to look at a customer

[human-cyborg-relations]

This fanfic shit is so easy

[abitofjenesaisquoi-deactivated2]

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

[crabussy]

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life