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*Before Connor went in for genital upgrades, he had already become quite adept at fingerfucking Hank, and they still do that even after he gets himself an iDick from the apple store. Fucking Hank with his hand and either jerking him off, blowing him, or just watching him strain and twitch and leak precome everywhere is Connorās idea of a GREAT TIME. So much data! So many stimuli!
*Itās easy for Connor to control and regulate his reactions when heās fucking Hank so that he can monitor and record Hankās reactions/physiology for maximum efficacy. They didnāt program androids with erogenous zones, cause why bother, so Connorās just got his particular areas where his sensors are more fine-tuned. The dick he bought at the apple store has about as much sensation as any other part of his body.
*But of course, sometimes theyāre kissing, or heās got his fingers in Hankās mouth,or Hankās hands in his hair, or Hankās fingers all up in his wiring at the same time and then all bets are off when it comes to Connorās self-control. And there are probably a few androids, or android enthusiasts, looking at ways to jailbreak a dick so that you can adjust the sensors in interesting ways!
*The dick was a collaboration between Hank and Connor. Connor would like it to be ideal for Hankās preferences. Hank isnāt picky about dick, and just wants Connor to go with something heād be happy with. But also, something that could reasonably fit in his mouth would be good.
*Connorās dick doesnāt taste like dick, just kind of like plastic, which isnāt unfamiliar to Hank but is a little disappointing. But itās Connorās dick, which makes it good as hell.
*Iām of the opinion that Connor doesnāt ejaculate. I think probably there are models that can, but that sounded like a lot of mess and hassle and wasnāt high on either his or Hankās priority list. Iād hear an argument to the contrary, though.
*Hank is circumsized. Connor thought the contrast of programming himself to form foreskin for his new hardware would beā¦ fascinating.
*Also, given that perhaps it is a detachable dick, Connor could potentially have Hank blow him while itās not even attached. Sometimes a guy just wants something in his mouth while he gets fucked, you know?
*Connor wants to take his sweet time even when Hank is cussing and telling him to go harder and faster, partially because itās real fun to tease Hank and get him worked up, but also because this is all new and wonderful and Connor wants to savor it before he pounds him into the bed/couch/chair/table/desk/floor.Ā Connor likes to praise Hank and tell him how good he looks and that heās doing well. He likes it when Hank does the same, after all.
*After a while Connor orders an ergonomic sex wedge citing the reduced strain on Hankās knees/back, Hank wants to die but also cannot deny, that shit is comfortable, just please hide it in the closet when we arenāt fucking, Connor, I donāt want to see it lying out all the time, I donāt CARE if it would improve my posture when I read in bed jesus christ. But also: Hank reading a magazine with reading glasses on the end of his nose while propped against the sex wedge.
*Shower fucking is off the table. Hank is not going to slip and die in a shower. No matter how much Connor insists he can support his weight.
*Encouraging Hank to do stretches to improve his flexibility so Connor can get Hankās leg over his shoulder :)
*Hankās got a little ponytail? Oh, good, a handle for Connor. :) :)
*When all is said and done, the most overwhelming part is that Connor likes to make and hold eye contact. Itās intense. Connor doesnāt want to miss a second, and he wants Hank to know how important this is to him.
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