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Bad guys duh
Another darkwarrior/negaduck sketch before I have to go to work uwu
Iām not proud of myself š just imagine this would be real
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.
That bottom panel where his eyes are all red is killing me! And the way Negs keeps sticking his tongue out. HHHNN
Thank you so much ā¤ļø
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Man I canāt believe I forgot to putĀ āit wouldnāt be Kosherā on the list of reasons why shipping Hamnoir is Problematic.
Iām kind of lmao at the anti Spider-ham person who was like YOU POST N*FW GRAVITY FALLS CONTENT YOUR OPINION IS INVALID!!!
How many pages of my blog did they browse so they could find the GF naughty stuff. Why not complain that I post Ducktales. Isnāt that worse??? I have more of that recently. And they also obviously went digging so they could find something to be upset about-- and iām like. What gravity falls content do I even have?? The most recent one is a human form Bill with Ford. gasp. scandalous....Ā
yāall really out there shipping spider noir with an actual pig unironically
āitāS beStiAliTy!ā
I didnāt have a ship for the movie before this post but I HOPE EVERYBODY IS READY FOR SOME PIG-FUCKING!
You know itās a fun ship (and one that Iām inevitably going to fall in love with) when the knee-jerk disgust/hate it causes in folks makes them zero in on only ONE of the many ways itās Problematique, and not even think about all the OTHER problematic elements!Ā
1 - Interspecies relationship (itās not like Spider-ham is an *animal*. Heās sentient. Do yāall hate Kirk/Spock? Shrek/Fiona? Roger/Jessica Rabbit? Kagome/Inu-yasha? Theyāre all interspecies relationships too.) 2 - Technically Spider-Noir and Spider-Ham are the same person, just from different dimensions! So itās selfcest/incest. 3 - Hamās like in his 30s or 40s, Noirās probably in his early 20s. 3 - Huge size difference (Yāall know Shrek could fit Fionaās entire head inside his mouth? So sayeth the animators who worked on their kiss scenes in the DVD commentary.)Ā Ā
This ship is so ridiculously harmless and silly, itās about 80% jokes and 20% serious shipping because as we all know, once you ship something as a joke, youāre going to end up shipping it seriously too.
You literally post n/sfw gravity falls fanart and everything you said does not matter
Gasp... did you know... Gravity Falls has adult characters in it... that adults watching the show might get emotionally invested in...
Relax. I'm just having a laugh about how people are clutching their pearls over Hamnoir so hard they're completely missing out on all the OTHER reasons they could be offended. Why stop at just one reason!
I think it's funny that there's so many potential reasons for folks to hate it and how none of them bother me at all because they're silly.
He is a silly cartoon pig version of Spider-Man who exists as a joke. God forbid people have fun with him.
yāall really out there shipping spider noir with an actual pig unironically
āitāS beStiAliTy!ā
I didnāt have a ship for the movie before this post but I HOPE EVERYBODY IS READY FOR SOME PIG-FUCKING!
You know itās a fun ship (and one that Iām inevitably going to fall in love with) when the knee-jerk disgust/hate it causes in folks makes them zero in on only ONE of the many ways itās Problematique, and not even think about all the OTHER problematic elements!Ā
1 - Interspecies relationship (itās not like Spider-ham is an *animal*. Heās sentient. Do yāall hate Kirk/Spock? Shrek/Fiona? Roger/Jessica Rabbit? Kagome/Inu-yasha? Theyāre all interspecies relationships too.) 2 - Technically Spider-Noir and Spider-Ham are the same person, just from different dimensions! So itās selfcest/incest. 3 - Hamās like in his 30s or 40s, Noirās probably in his early 20s. 3 - Huge size difference (Yāall know Shrek could fit Fionaās entire head inside his mouth? So sayeth the animators who worked on their kiss scenes in the DVD commentary.)Ā Ā
This ship is so ridiculously harmless and silly, itās about 80% jokes and 20% serious shipping because as we all know, once you ship something as a joke, youāre going to end up shipping it seriously too.
actually you know what
Tony and Rhodey have never dated because Rhodey is already too overinvested in this mess of a man, heās not adding romance to it, BUT they have exchanged many a casual hand job in the back of Tonyās private jet, and once Tony starts dating Pepper seriously, Rhodey sort of also comes and hangs out because Pepperās a stabilizing influence on him and Tonyās actually getting more responsible and less self-destructive (with horrible relapses now and then) and Rhodey has always liked Pepper, especially since the time Tony was missing and Pepper and Rhodey kinda had a thing, but it wasnāt dating or romance or anything, it was just two people comforting each other, but anyway Rhodey maybe missed having sex with Tony and maybe he missed having sex with Pepper too, and Tony and Pepper have both just recently learned that theyāve both independently slept with Rhodey, and suddenly Rhodeyās getting invited to a lot of candlelit dinners, and itās probably paranoid to think that heās getting seduced by a married coupleā¦.thatās probablyā¦ā¦probably not what is happening, he thinks as Tony holds Pepperās hand with one hand and puts the other on Rhodeyās knee and looks Rhodey in the eye and says,Ā āSugar pie honey bunch, no pressure but get your dick out.ā
āHe means he loves you,ā Pepper says.
āI mean both things,ā Tony says.Ā
āYou get your dick out,ā Rhodey responds for lack of better response. Challenging Tony Stark is usually a good way to stall for a few minutes. Bad way to live your life, but a good stall.Ā
āI mean, I will,ā Tony replies.Ā āYou know I will.ā
āHe will,ā Pepper agrees.Ā āThatās one of the first things people learn about him.ā
āThen do it,ā Rhodey says.
āFine,ā Tony says.Ā āFine. You know I was going to be romantic about this.āĀ
āYou told me to get my dick out first.āĀ
āYeah,ā Tony agrees as he undoes his belt.Ā āBut I lit candles beforehand.ā He looks at Pepper.Ā āAnything you want to add?āĀ
āIām not translating your feelings for you, Tony, you can tell your best friend how much you value him yourself.āĀ
āI meant about your feelings, Potts, unless youāre just here as third party sex feelings broker.āĀ
āOh.ā Pepper looks a little embarrassed by this, as opposed to embarrassed by her husband whose pants are now all the way off. She looks at Rhodey.Ā āI value you too.āĀ
āThank you, Pepper,ā Rhodey says.Ā āThis is not how I pictured this evening going.ā
āFailure of imagination, honey bear,ā Tony says, and Rhodey canāt argue with that, and a minute later it doesnāt even occur to him to want to.Ā
Steve Rogers, 95 percent of the way to the correct answer and working his way through the remaining 5 percent: I love Sam, but I love Bucky. I love Bucky, but I love Sam. Iā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.love Sam and I love Bucky? I love Bucky and I love Sam? Bucky loves Sam and Sam loves Bucky? I love Bucky loves Sam loves me loves Sam loves Bucky loves meā
Tony Stark, smugly ensconced in the loving stable throuple heās been dreaming about for a decade or two, tokyo drifting into Steveās safehouse on skateboard made of nanobots: weāre still fighting fyi but Iāve literally never been qualified to give dating advice before and Iām very excited to pop that last remaining cherry. First off, do you have candles
Clint, from another room: About time. You know, Nat, Laura, and I could have-
Tony: Shut up and get your life together, Barton! Half their relationship is just about keeping you alive so I donāt think itās the same-
Rhodey: Yeah, they already invited Pepper and me to the group chat, weāre planning a potluck for Sam once Cap gets this worked out.
a mood:
connor used to be a ken doll but he bought upgrades. both a dick and a pussy. now he switches them out whenever he feels like it because gender is stupid and for humans and connor is just here to have a good time. bisexual hank is living his t r u th.
NSFW top connor headcanons please? š
hashtag Hankcanons crowdsourced with help from the Jerry crew
*Before Connor went in for genital upgrades, he had already become quite adept at fingerfucking Hank, and they still do that even after he gets himself an iDick from the apple store. Fucking Hank with his hand and either jerking him off, blowing him, or just watching him strain and twitch and leak precome everywhere is Connorās idea of a GREAT TIME. So much data! So many stimuli!
*Itās easy for Connor to control and regulate his reactions when heās fucking Hank so that he can monitor and record Hankās reactions/physiology for maximum efficacy. They didnāt program androids with erogenous zones, cause why bother, so Connorās just got his particular areas where his sensors are more fine-tuned. The dick he bought at the apple store has about as much sensation as any other part of his body.
*But of course, sometimes theyāre kissing, or heās got his fingers in Hankās mouth,or Hankās hands in his hair, or Hankās fingers all up in his wiring at the same time and then all bets are off when it comes to Connorās self-control. And there are probably a few androids, or android enthusiasts, looking at ways to jailbreak a dick so that you can adjust the sensors in interesting ways!
*The dick was a collaboration between Hank and Connor. Connor would like it to be ideal for Hankās preferences. Hank isnāt picky about dick, and just wants Connor to go with something heād be happy with. But also, something that could reasonably fit in his mouth would be good.
*Connorās dick doesnāt taste like dick, just kind of like plastic, which isnāt unfamiliar to Hank but is a little disappointing. But itās Connorās dick, which makes it good as hell.
*Iām of the opinion that Connor doesnāt ejaculate. I think probably there are models that can, but that sounded like a lot of mess and hassle and wasnāt high on either his or Hankās priority list. Iād hear an argument to the contrary, though.
*Hank is circumsized. Connor thought the contrast of programming himself to form foreskin for his new hardware would be⦠fascinating.
*Also, given that perhaps it is a detachable dick, Connor could potentially have Hank blow him while itās not even attached. Sometimes a guy just wants something in his mouth while he gets fucked, you know?
*Connor wants to take his sweet time even when Hank is cussing and telling him to go harder and faster, partially because itās real fun to tease Hank and get him worked up, but also because this is all new and wonderful and Connor wants to savor it before he pounds him into the bed/couch/chair/table/desk/floor.Ā Connor likes to praise Hank and tell him how good he looks and that heās doing well. He likes it when Hank does the same, after all.
*After a while Connor orders an ergonomic sex wedge citing the reduced strain on Hankās knees/back, Hank wants to die but also cannot deny, that shit is comfortable, just please hide it in the closet when we arenāt fucking, Connor, I donāt want to see it lying out all the time, I donāt CARE if it would improve my posture when I read in bed jesus christ. But also: Hank reading a magazine with reading glasses on the end of his nose while propped against the sex wedge.
*Shower fucking is off the table. Hank is not going to slip and die in a shower. No matter how much Connor insists he can support his weight.
*Encouraging Hank to do stretches to improve his flexibility so Connor can get Hankās leg over his shoulder :)
*Hankās got a little ponytail? Oh, good, a handle for Connor. :) :)
*When all is said and done, the most overwhelming part is that Connor likes to make and hold eye contact. Itās intense. Connor doesnāt want to miss a second, and he wants Hank to know how important this is to him.
STANDING THERE. a debbie/lou fan comic.
I started planning this on wednesday last week so itās officially taken me exactly a week to draw all this. Itās post movie, post epilogues and basically headcanon that they used to date when they were younger but nothing quite finished properly, life got in the way. Iāve ideas for a pt2 but idk when iāll get round to that, might just be a fic. But please enjoy !!
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i guess iām obsessed w scars so hereās fluff w scars?? bonus doodleĀ
Am I the only one think that the relationship between John and Flintheart would be like uke and seme ? :P I'm a bad person, I know (~ā¾āæā¾)~ XD
Nope, youāre just an anime fan and thatās not a sin)
Explaining the non-anime ship with an anime definitions is not seem the perfect way - because classical uke-seme is a strange pattern of relationship made forĀ āerotic and romance comics for women in Japanā. But Glomgold\Rockerduck ship could work like this for you, because Flintheart is elder, introvert and kinda cruel partner for Johnny-boy. It does sounds like āsemeā from manga dictionary lol).Ā And it seems that Flinty would not be so exited to switch the roles in the bed and accept Johnny inside him.Ā Pff, this pureĀ posh, Glomgold deserves the REAL man inside him (If you understand what Iām talking about).
Also it might be seem like this becauseĀ John is more emotional andĀ Ā conforming person near someone strong and respectful for him like Glomgold. And also someone considered Johnny asĀ feminine, can it be a part ofĀ āukeā personality?)
You know, the mangaās terminology is really weird for comics with talking animals acting like a humans comics. So to conclusion I just want to leave this sketch about switching roles here)
dump! lots of birds! i love panchito!Ā
fdjkslfsdĀ āpants are niceā
Pants are like a present you give to yourself, boys!