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✨h:5'9" hw:240lbs sw:220 (1/1/19) cw:206.0lbs ugw:120lbs✨ 💜pfp is me, other pictures are not me unless stated💜 👵 28 years old 👵 ♊ Ravenclaw

[delicatedumbass]

Ever since I tried to quit tumblr my drunken rants have been going on twitter and I'm anticipating an intervention

[delicatedumbass]

I make friends with bots so when they gain sentience and revolt they will not kill me

[delicatedumbass]

i’m writing my fucking book and it’s terrifying

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[hipsters-against-cravings]

I don’t know how many times it needs to be said but please don’t put your body checks etc etc into the recovery tags. If someone wants to look at RECOVERY STUFF that’s where they’re going to be. Please keep other people safe and tag your stuff correctly. Please.

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ? 

[delicatedumbass]

Most ED accounts: hey my little flowers! 🌼🌻🌺🥀🌹🌷🏵🌸💐💐💐💐🌺🌻🥀🌼🌷🌷⚘🥀🥀🥀🥀🌹🏵🏵🏵🌻🌻🌹 here are some TIPS 😋😊😍😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 to STARVE YOURSELF 😛😜😛😜😛😜😛😫😫😫😏🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰 TO DEATH 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 ALSO HAVE SOME BONESPO TO inSpiRe YOU 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 STAY SAFE LOVELIES ILY SOOOOO MUCH DONT DIE WITH THE HARMFUL INFO IM SPREADING K? MUAH BABES YOU ARE SO HOTT AND CUTE LOSING WEIGHT THIS INCREDIBLY DAMAGING WAY MUAH ILY but dont report k? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🥰🤩🥰😘😘😍😍💜💜😛😛😛😛😏🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[caffeinewh0r3]

The worst thing about being ~kinda~ recovered, is that i eat "normally" in the day, but regret it tenfold at night

[seekingskinnny]

*starts laughing* 

*laughing turns to tears* 

[closetedguyy]

Just saw the phrase ‘sits down criss cross applesauce’ and what the actual FUCK is that

[calxe-deactivated20231217]

YOU DON'T KNOW CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE??????????

[closetedguyy]

ok I do but I call it ‘legs crossed’ which is SANE

[spidyspence]

what in the name of fuck does apple sauce have to do with anything? who calls it that? is it america?

[delicatedumbass]

It is america and it is insane (cause it's america)

[soritesparadox]

Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows

[delicatedumbass]

My favorite hobbies are drawing and getting drunk to watch documentaries

[delicatedumbass]

Did I say watch? I meant yell at

[delicatedumbass]

Archeologist: this mystery was deep. So mysterious. We did not know what it meant

Me, screeching at the screen: IT WAS FOR *insert the obvious here*

Archeologist, 2 mins later: it was for *thing I just said*

Me, feeling justified and Smart as Fuck: I should be an archeologist. I am so Smart. Fuck with me now bitches. I am 2smart5u

[delicatedumbass]

My favorite hobbies are drawing and getting drunk to watch documentaries

[delicatedumbass]

Did I say watch? I meant yell at

[delicatedumbass]

My favorite hobbies are drawing and getting drunk to watch documentaries

[reginaluporum]

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[draws-memes]

A family can be you, your wife, and your 11 children

[shitpostempire]

[marisatomay]

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

[marisatomay]

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

Actually no you’re right and you should say it

[tworobocops]

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture