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a clear indication that your attention span is fcked is thinking scott and kip are more interesting than shane and ilya

#I'm not saying you can't prefer skip to hollanov #that's your prerogative #but saying they're more interesting is crazy #skip is literally just meet-cute instalove pure fluff with the mildest angst #hollanov have objectively the more interesting love story #it spans a whole decade #it has YEARNING #it has well-done miscommunication #it has the more interesting characters #skip are a cute oneshot #but they're the coughing baby to hollanov's hydrogen bomb #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov

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Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??

#leave him alone he was in THE situationship from hell for 8 years #he's gonna need a few business days to recalibrate #heated rivalry

firstprincedinjail

hayden being exactly the kind of friend shane needs 💙 (for @rachelica9 my fellow hayden lover)

#i love them #the fact that hayden is canonically a lil gay for shane #i can't wait to see ilya antagonize tf out of him in s2 #one of my favorite dynamics from the books #heated rivarly

letthefairyinyoufly

⤷ S1E6 "The Cottage"

requested by @missromanceforeverxx

#heated rivarly

trans1oa

need and touch and its all about the hands

#HANDS #heated rivarly

killherfreakout

"We can...be together. For real." Ilya looked stunned by that part. "You really think that far ahead, Hollander?" "I do about this." "You want that? To be together?" "I do. So much it terrifies me." Ilya turned his face away from Shane, and was silent. Cold dread flooded Shane's stomach; he had admitted too much. But Ilya turned back and quickly rolled on top of Shane and was kissing him and kissing him and kept murmuring the same thing in Russian over and over again until he pulled back and translated: "I love you."

Heated Rivalry, Chapter Twenty-Five

#my favorite moment ever #heated rivalry

hoechloin

#wow #heated rivalry

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So maybe they had picked up things about each other over the years, without really trying.

#my loves #heated rivalry #hollanov

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“We can have a week or two, Ilya,” Shane said. “Haven’t you ever wanted more time?” - Chapter Twenty-One

HEATED RIVALRY -> 1x04 // 1x05 // 1x06

#they're killing me #i miss them so bad #heated rivalry

djungleskogs

i think a lot of heated rivalry criticism boils down to the fact that people don’t understand that romance can in fact be a genre on its own with its own conventions rather than a sideplot to a bigger storyline. “heated rivalry had no plot” the romance IS the plot. it is a romance storyline. like this cannot be that difficult to understand. what do you want them to do? go on a mystical quest?

#like i bet you never watched pride and prejudice and complained about the lack of plot #because if you're watching it you already signed up for watching romance #same with hr #hockey is the setting not the plot #i need people who make lesbian shows to understand this too #like why does the plot have to always be grand and irrelevant #to distract people from the romance almost #as if the creators are apologizing for having the romance in the first place

eastofshane

supporting the shane x snoopy agenda

#op you made this for me specifically #shane hollander

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#lmfaooo too accurate i'm in irl tears #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov