Dell's Blog

Power. Peace. Love.

[luxware]

Fake has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real.

[delluxedeity]

i have not been an ally of the lgbt community for a good while now.

figured i'd make this post now rather than later, lay it all out so that people can do the "i hate you raah" schtick and schwick, make baseless accusations that have zero evidence or bearing, then move on continue to fight for top rankings on the national registry.

if you're still reading after that sentence, that wasn't a joke. i wish it was... i really, really wish it was, brother.

no long-winded story about why, despite the fact this post might get a bit lengthy, because there are plenty of reasons. heck, i'm pretty sure you could fill a bin and a half with the dirty laundry on the stuff the trans community alone has gotten up to from just the past COUPLE MONTHS. big shocker here (to those of you that are still reading), but... i don't hate the lgbt. baseless hatred is their domain, and they can stew in that soup for as long as they like, long as it stays in the pot, and out of school zones.

though when it comes down to it... despite that fact.. they'll stoop as low as they want to hate me because i've made this decision. and that's fine - got plenty of enemies in this world, and lucian ferguson still owes me thirty-five bucks (yeah i know you're reading this, you rat). what's a few more?

to cap this off for my lgbt (soon to not be, probably) mutuals and tick off the unshowered keyboardian ready to go ham on this post: i don't hate you. but i'm going to ensure to live my life in a way that you hate - by never lowering my standards for anything so far that i become you.

good luck out there.

[raptorific]

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

[raptorific]

Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

[raptorific]

The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

The Blues Brothers (1980)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[armengoldira]

[alexaloraetheris]

I feel like a pizza chef and a glass blower would have fantastic cultural exchanges.

[gabagoofs]

[cyberphuck]

One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[goseungseng]

important addition

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening

[maykitz]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[cogbreath]

[fleshengine]

and of course

[yuzupool]

hey what's good. optic blast

[verycloudberry]