Susie: I'm not like other girls
*long pause as she sips milk mixed with green tea through an extremely complex silly straw*
Susie: I'm worse.
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Susie: I'm not like other girls
*long pause as she sips milk mixed with green tea through an extremely complex silly straw*
Susie: I'm worse.
Strike for the climate!
It’s time to strike for the climate. From September 20-27th, there will be strikes around the world for climate action.
To support them, we’ve launched a Digital Climate Strike to get some of the biggest websites on the Internet to raise visibility.
Add the strike to your Tumblr to spread the word! See the instructions here.
Ready to strike? Click here to find a strike near you.
Today is the first of two Global Climate Strikes that are being held in 150 countries across the world. Millions of people are coming together in solidarity with young students who have protested every Friday to stand up for the one and only planet Earth we have.
Can’t make a strike today? There’s another one on September 27th, 2019. Can’t make either date? Help spread the word. We’re in this together.
You can find a strike near you at globalstrike.net.
The only way we can help
Guys! They also have a shop where you can buy t-shirts that provide them money for planting the trees in Brazil!
Also each t-shirt you buy is 20 planted trees! Check out their shop!!
Please reblog this, they need as much help as they can get.
Susie: Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!
EMERGENCY BIRTHDAY POST
Hey all, I’m Rab, your local trans, disabled queer. My Birthday is in five days, August 8th. Stuff has been really hard for me with my health, but I’m trying hard to find a job. As of right now, I don’t have hardly anything. I can’t hope for a happy birthday party where I just lay back and enjoy myself, so all I want for my bday this year is a little bit of stability. Here’s what I need help with:
Rent: 755/835 raised, due 2 days ago.
Food: We are going hungry
Utilities: It’s important for disability reasons for me to keep my A/C on.
Cell Phone Bill/Internet: this is how I’m applying to jobs and working on commissions, I’d really appreciate help here.
Transportation: The bus costs money, and I have interviews to go to.
ANY help is appreciated. PLEASE signal boost this if you can!!
Paypal: [email protected] (link)
Cash: cash.me/$RDonations (link)
Venmo: @RHelpers (link)
Hey everyone RENT WAS DUE 4 DAYS AGO, and NOW THE 75 dollar LATE FEE has been added. I haven’t eaten in a couple days, my birthday is in 3 days. PLEASE help if you can. PLEASE.
I feel so hopeless… Rent was due 4 days ago. My birthday is in 2 days. I haven’t eaten in 3 days. I feel hopless and scares. Please help me….
@trans-mom
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
So, I’m a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But here’s the thing(s):
1) Even someone who’s working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*’s got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member.
2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally – and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be.
3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response.
4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still don’t know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You can’t, because they can’t prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you haven’t seen papers doesn’t mean they don’t exist!
5) Don’t ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible.
Love,
a very tired public defender
Ralsei: I'm going to FIGHT the next person who insults my teammates!
Kris: *muttering to themselves about how useless they are*
Susie: Ugh, I'm so stupid! I can't even get this puzzle right!!
Ralsei: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL LIGHTNERS *rolls up his sleeves*
Susie: WAIT RALSEI NO
Kris: *brings our their shield* ._."
Susie: *gesturing to herself* Who could hate all this?
Susie: Ah, right.
Susie: Me.
Susie: If you were a dog, what kind would you be.
Ralsei: Realistically? A pug.
Ralsei: Why do you insist on eating on your dads bed?
Lancer: Crumbs.
Ralsei: Oh, that’s evil.
Susie: remember kris, its not illegal if you aren't caught
Ralsie: THAT'S TERRIBLE ADVICE
Ralsei: You played me like a fiddle!
Susie, immediately after betraying Kris and Ralsei: Actually, fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Susie: The cops can’t arrest what they can’t catch.
Susie: Life is chaos, success is completely arbitrary and confidence is everything.
Luther: What about Ben?
Ben:
Trigger warning: suicide
My friend is suicidal and we made a deal.
Please please reblog/like!!!
We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog
Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!
I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes
S P R E A D
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EVEN IF YA’LL FIND THIS RANDOMLY REBLOG IT!!!
Kris: Susie, are you crying?
Susie: It’s just raindrops.
Kris: We’re??? Inside???